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Unless it's a Tom Clancy game, in which case it's shit.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:22 am
Alez
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Berzeker i just explained that it doesn't matter if it's a good or a bad game.
Regardless of the quality, the fucking mario universe is CACA. THERE IS NOTHING interesting about it. Yet they shovel that shit into a billion genre of games.
Why the fuck don't we have...a Max Payne kart racing game? There are so many other interesting characters out there. How is it that people still fucking enjoy this Mario Theme?
The only logical explications is that either nintendo has no original ideeas for the past 20 years and they said "fuck it, let's just stick mario everywhere" or people are simply retarded.
I'm willing to bet the second theory is right. Using Stumble Upon(something like Digg or Reddit), i often find web pages with Mario related crap.
Also, think about Zelda or Final Fantasy games. They are from the NES days and yet they remained in their own fucking genre. But noooo, we need that mother fucking italian plumber with the personality of puk's right testicle. Which is to say...very boring one.
ANYWAYYYY
I'm currently playing Prototype. And it's less of a prototype and more of a...hybrid. Eh eh, who can make puns like no other??
It's a cross between Assassin's Creed and...every super hero movie tie-in game. I'm actually surprised there is no movie coming out. The quality of it is EXACTLY like you'd expect from a movie game. Which is to say, pretty shitty BUT just enough to justify selling it.
So like in Assassin's Creed you have a free roaming city, except this time it's EVEN MORE boring and lifeless. I didn't think it was possible but they pulled it off. People KINDA look weird at you when you fall down from 30 meters and not get a scratch on but HOLY SHIT, if you punch a car then anarchy and hysteria fills their little heads.
You also have the very same looking fag with the very same looking cloak on his head. In fact, having never actually finished Assassin's Creed, i'm willing to bet that this is the sequel only played in the modern world and he somehow got super powers.
And just like....that's right, assassin's creed, you forgot things and need to unlock memories.
As for the parts that don't resemble AC, you have a mix between The Hulk, with smashing and throwing of things and some Spider man with climbing every building in sight.
You also unlock special powers by buying them from points made by doing damage to shit, nothing special.
The story and setting are no prototype of anything, they're as standard as you can get.
This Alex Mercer fagot is having a bad case of the "some people gave me immortality and super powers but...they didn't ask me first so i'm gonna kill them all because i'm a fucking cliche" so you just kill military people and some generic mutants.
The game made sure through various SUBTLE cinematics to show the military kill innocent people for no particular reason other than to "get what's coming to them".
The story is trying really hard to not be completely boring and bland in order to kinda give you a reason to kill people but fails like Mihai at not being gay. Ignore the story and just go from A to B and kill.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:34 am
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Dude I'm sensing a lot of anger.
Probably why no one can relate to you is b/c Mario games always fly under the radar. It's not Galo where we see the product placement and advertisements everywhere, or Tom Clancy where Ubisoft invests the equivalent of a small country's GDP into those games.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:37 am
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I don't have any consoles and yet i'm sick and tired of hearing of mario.
In no way is mario flying under the radar.
Tom Clancy games are not the same thing. It's some fag who writes terrorist stories and games incorporate that into them.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:00 am
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I totally agree with you, Tom Clancy is a fag
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:02 am
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Alez wrote:
Berzeker i just explained that it doesn't matter if it's a good or a bad game.
Regardless of the quality, the fucking mario universe is CACA. THERE IS NOTHING interesting about it. Yet they shovel that shit into a billion genre of games.
So if they shovel it in a good game then this somehow immediately turns this good game into a bad one? That makes no sense.
I agree there are too many Mario games out there and the franchise has been flooded with games that are totally unrelated to the Mario universe (race and sports games more in particular, and the kids even have a dancing game). But they are usually of high quality (not too many Mario games out there with generally bad reviews), so I do not see this as a problem.
I care even less about the Star Wars universe, yet I thought KOTOR was nice.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:08 am
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I think he's talking about how things have spiraled out of control. The guy is kind of right, Mario is everywhere.
It's like with my ex g/f, I see her everywhere I go and it makes me sick.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:21 am
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puk wrote:
my ex g/f, I see her everywhere I go and it makes me sick.
That's a financial matter, now you have to pay her to bang her, I can see how annoying that is.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:33 am
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berzerker wrote:
puk wrote:
my ex g/f, I see her everywhere I go and it makes me sick.
That's a financial matter, now you have to pay her to bang her, I can see how annoying that is.
The same thing happened after I had that falling out with my mom.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:22 am
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puk wrote:
Mario (1-3) on the NES was good, Super Mario was good, and so was Mario 64, but I never played it after that.
Things like Mario Kart was good too, but I suppose I always liked the simplicity in those games
I hated the timed power ups on Mario 64 it made the game feel less like Mario, Sunshine is gimmicky and missing power ups altogether and Galaxy is even more gimmicky but has power ups.
I think SMB3 and SMW are the best,combine those 2 and the core game play of Mario 64 and that make an awesome game.
As for to many Mario games no there are not enough traditional Mario games but there are to many Mario cameos.
Alex do you hate sonic and other cute silly looking over used mascots?
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:27 am
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ZippyDSMlee wrote:
I hated the timed power ups on Mario 64 it made the game feel less like Mario, Sunshine is gimmicky and missing power ups altogether and Galaxy is even more gimmicky but has power ups.
I think SMB3 and SMW are the best,combine those 2 and the core game play of Mario 64 and that make an awesome game.
What's a timed power up?
I actually enjoyed Mario 1-3. I thought 2 was cool even though it wasn't an authentic one.
Super Mario World was kick ass too.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:36 am
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puk wrote:
ZippyDSMlee wrote:
I hated the timed power ups on Mario 64 it made the game feel less like Mario, Sunshine is gimmicky and missing power ups altogether and Galaxy is even more gimmicky but has power ups.
I think SMB3 and SMW are the best,combine those 2 and the core game play of Mario 64 and that make an awesome game.
What's a timed power up?
I actually enjoyed Mario 1-3. I thought 2 was cool even though it wasn't an authentic one.
Super Mario World was kick ass too.
Times out after 30 or so seconds.
2 was kinda awesome, I think it was better thought out level design wise, the others tend to be single shot levels.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:47 am
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ZippyDSMlee wrote:
Times out after 30 or so seconds.
2 was kinda awesome, I think it was better thought out level design wise, the others tend to be single shot levels.
I can't remember those. The star is the one that always pissed me off, it only works for like 15 s.
Ya Mario 2 was very magical.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:53 am
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puk wrote:
ZippyDSMlee wrote:
Times out after 30 or so seconds.
2 was kinda awesome, I think it was better thought out level design wise, the others tend to be single shot levels.
I can't remember those. The star is the one that always pissed me off, it only works for like 15 s.
Ya Mario 2 was very magical.
The flying cape and the other did time out in 64.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:54 am
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puk wrote:
I think he's talking about how things have spiraled out of control. The guy is kind of right, Mario is everywhere.
It's like with my ex g/f, I see her everywhere I go and it makes me sick.
EXACTLY. Even if the chick gives a good blow job and shit, for fuck sake it's over. She's everywhere and i want someone else.
Zippy, yes, i kinda hate sonic but nowhere near as much.
berzerker "So if they shovel it in a good game then this somehow immediately turns this good game into a bad one? That makes no sense."
No, it doesn't turn it into a bad one. I'm saying that there is NO FUCKING REASON to do it other than to cash in on retarded people that still get excited when they read MARIO in a game title.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:15 am
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Alez wrote:
puk wrote:
I think he's talking about how things have spiraled out of control. The guy is kind of right, Mario is everywhere.
It's like with my ex g/f, I see her everywhere I go and it makes me sick.
EXACTLY. Even if the chick gives a good blow job and shit, for fuck sake it's over. She's everywhere and i want someone else.
Zippy, yes, i kinda hate sonic but nowhere near as much.
berzerker "So if they shovel it in a good game then this somehow immediately turns this good game into a bad one? That makes no sense."
No, it doesn't turn it into a bad one. I'm saying that there is NO FUCKING REASON to do it other than to cash in on retarded people that still get excited when they read MARIO in a game title.
I only get excited when Zelda/Metroid and Mario are done "correctly" Zelda and mario more tradition less off the wall, metroid more FP/traditional than a fcking ninja gaiden knock off!
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:35 am
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ZippyDSMlee wrote:
I only get excited when Zelda/Metroid and Mario are done "correctly" Zelda and mario more tradition less off the wall, metroid more FP/traditional than a fcking ninja gaiden knock off!
So would you recommend Metroid Prime and Zelda the Windwaker or Ocarina of Time? I tried these a few times because they are all supposed to be very good but gave up within the first half hour (in the case of the Zelda games out of sheer boredom, in the case of Metroid out of annoyance with the controls). Should I try harder?
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:41 am
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Alez wrote:
I'm saying that there is NO FUCKING REASON to do it other than to cash in on retarded people that still get excited when they read MARIO in a game title.
Well, you can consider it a quality stamp I guess. If they put the Mario name on, that warrants it is of high quality (until the franchise becomes ruined, as seems to be the case with Sonic and Donkey Kong, that is to say based on reviews I sometimes stumble across). I seldom see Mario games get bad reviews.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:49 pm
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berzerker wrote:
I seldom see Mario games get bad reviews.
Yeah i know, that's a sign the apocalypse is coming. That and all the Sims expansions getting good reviews.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:55 pm
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Alez wrote:
Yeah i know, that's a sign the apocalypse is coming.
Man, you should start your own sect, and have all men commit suicide just before the apocalypse is coming, so that you'll end up having all the women for yourself.
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