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Puk (kola) was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when mihai (little lizard) walked past, looked up and said, 'pssss Hey Puk ! What the fuck are you doing?'
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:17 pm
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Puk said, 'Duuuuuude! Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the mihai climbed up and sat next to puk where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little 1 said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:17 pm
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The little 1 was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. Alez (crocodile) saw this and swam over to the little 1 and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little 1 explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with puk in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where puk was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:18 pm
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'Hey you!'
So the puk looked down at him and said,
'Sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink!?'
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:19 pm
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:22 pm
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Fucking funny, good one captain master pughwash hilda or whatever you are.
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