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VideoGamesSuck.com :: View topic - Deleted Review - FIFA 09
Thought I would repost it here so we can make fun of it.
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no-scopin writes "FIFA 09 is here for the 2009 season of football
FIFA 09 is back for some more football(soccer)action.the game stays true to FIFA...as its done almost every other year.
Graphics:The graphics of the game are your average sports game graphics really.The textures are nice the shadows are superb,and the game looks crisp and clear all the way through even if your playing on a standard or high def tv.
Gameplay:The gameplay has been done good for this years installment with its various features,its new game modes,and of course online play.The gameplay still sticks to FIFAS basic controls for those just looking to kick around to kill some time and the advanced controls for those who want to step up their game.
Soundtrack:The soundtrackis decent id say but I mean whats there to say about a soundtrack lol.
Online:The online is no longer limited to 10 vs 10 anymore but have now incorporated the Adidas live season which is similar to NBA live with real season tracking and updates.
Overall the game has a few new features here and there but is basically the same game as all of the previous years.IMO FIFA 09 has to be the pinnacle of the series so far. 8.0/10"
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:53 am
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Dude that review sucked. It was as terrible as an op-ed
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:09 am
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yeah that was just crap. The interesting thing is that suislide still posted it. Pretty low standards. Yeah he deleted it after not even a day but still, are reviewers that badly needed?
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:18 am
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I really wanna push my luck and see what I can get away with
I'm gonna start with reviews of games from the 90's.
Then I'm going to do reviews of movies (b/c movies these days are far shitier than games, and easier to sit through then their video game counterparts)
Finally I want to get my logo (like RTS, FPS...) for every time I do a review of the last girl I banged.
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:37 pm
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puk wrote:
I really wanna push my luck and see what I can get away with
I'm gonna start with reviews of games from the 90's.
Start with Thief 2 then, it is a shame you have not played it. You probably have not played System Shock 2 either, a review from someone who missed these games back then would be cool.
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Then I'm going to do reviews of movies
Please don't.
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Finally I want to get my logo (like RTS, FPS...) for every time I do a review of the last girl I banged.
Only if ample evidence (vids, pics) is provided of course.
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:24 pm
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review of older games can be nothing but good. Movies might be interesting, then change the site name to "everything but especially games suck"
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:10 pm
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Yeah, so I just posted a review for Football Manager 2009. It's definitely not funny like Suislide's reviews, but for me it's good. I think it's a decent review.
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:14 pm
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yo can we do movie reviews? I mean come on, there are so few members here, that we can essentially do whatever we want
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:17 pm
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more content on a barren site? How could anyone mind?
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 10:58 pm
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puk wrote:
yo can we do movie reviews? I mean come on, there are so few members here, that we can essentially do whatever we want
This is some strange kind of reasoning.
In the free for all forum you can post all sorts of off-topic shit, including movie reviews.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:44 am
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Alez wrote:
more content on a barren site? How could anyone mind?
More content is not a goal in itself, only relevant content is. This is a site about video games, so only video games related content is relevant. Any member here could place additional content in the free for all forum.
And do you think this is a barren site? I do not agree.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:00 am
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berzerker wrote:
Alez wrote:
more content on a barren site? How could anyone mind?
More content is not a goal in itself, only relevant content is. This is a site about video games, so only video games related content is relevant. Any member here could place additional content in the free for all forum.
And do you think this is a barren site? I do not agree.
I think it's relatively empty, or barren if you may.
Just put a button for "Movie Article Archive"
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:57 am
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Well it's not like this site has already an established history.
They could add movie reviews too. You know, when they'll update the site to look like something from 2002 at least.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:21 pm
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Alez wrote:
...when they'll update the site to look like something from 2002 at least.
LOL, if it wasn't for suislide's witty humor, I would've never come back to this site.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:24 pm
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Alez wrote:
You know, when they'll update the site to look like something from 2002 at least.
I think the current style is correct, enough "nerd" and don't enough "apple faggy web 47.0" to be appealing to read while still being something a girl or an iPod kiddie wouldn't.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:33 pm
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Blame me for the look of the site. I'm sick of this look and I know suislide is. Back when I had nothing to do I spent a lot of time moding the code.
I don't currently have the time to invest finding a new theme and redoing all of the modifications. I've thought about porting everything to wordpress and separating the forum, but again It would require custom code for combining the registration (not to mention doing it in a way where the search engine rankings would not take a hit). Every time I start working on it I get about an hour in and realize I could be spending my time doing something that I'm actually getting paid for. : /
EDIT: Shit, I keep forgetting the spirit of the site.... I take all that back. Fuck all of you whining faggots. Go wack off to gamespot.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:22 pm
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puk wrote:
LOL, if it wasn't for suislide's witty humor, I would've never come back to this site.
Do not bother to look into usenet then: that is plain text, so as basic as it can get.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:36 pm
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M0nKeY wrote:
Every time I start working on it I get about an hour in and realize I could be spending my time doing something that I'm actually getting paid for. : /
Yeah, real nice...
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:39 pm
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Yeah, so I just posted a review for Football Manager 2009. It's definitely not funny like Suislide's reviews, but for me it's good. I think it's a decent review.
It is not up yet, so Suislide may consider posting it in the forums for a laugh instead. Like in this topic above, and this one and yet another one or he could post it on the main page like this.
Don't worry!
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:15 pm
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Well, I hope it's good enough. If not, then fuck you all.
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