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It may not be the worst game ever, but X-Men Origins - Wolverine has the fucking SHITTIEST control i have ever seen in my life.
It's obvious a shitty console port, nothing new BUT the the controls really make me wonder what the fuck kinda retards run that company.
At first you won't see a problem, but when you get your ass kicked by a boss because you have to press SHIFT and Z...PLUS the movement keys to dodge you know you're fucked. No, you can't just jump away, you still get hit. Plus there's also a key you often use on C, to grab people.
Who the hell can play like that efficiently? I've played hundreds of games so i'm not the problem. Why in this universe did someone think it was a good idea to have them like that? Did they just think "ok, so now let's port the game to the PC, put the control buttons on the left. All of them, just scatter them around there. PC players have 7 fingers anyway"?
Long rant, i know but this shitty control system deserves it. I hope the people responsible for this get aids....and their parents cancer. And their children raped by aids infested criminals suffering from cancer.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:41 pm
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Alez wrote:
I've played hundreds of games so i'm not the problem.
I bet you anything, if u made this same critique of the game in the gamespot forums, 99% of the people would steadfastly assume u were the problem, and u were a quadriplegic, and you had no idea how to play the game.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:47 pm
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I noticed on gayspot that ANY god damn game, no matter how bad it is, has plenty of defenders.
That's way i stated i played a lot. Also i have no genre limitation, i've tried them all.
But it's not about intelligence or reflexes. It's just simply humanly impossible to use that combination of keys.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:49 pm
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Alez wrote:
I noticed on gayspot that ANY god damn game, no matter how bad it is, has plenty of defenders.
It's like how no matter how genocidal a regime is, there's always a few neo cons in America *cough* Bill O'Reilly, who defend it.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:22 pm
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The bulk of retards don't even notice games that have smooth controls, they're fucking oblivious.
The annoying thing is that COD4 and Fear2 prove that you can multi-platform and have decent controls, so it's down to the retards who port the crap.
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 2:03 am
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Ya FEAR 2 for the PC had good controls (except for the grenade button which u had to remap)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:57 am
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Alez wrote:
At first you won't see a problem, but when you get your ass kicked by a boss because you have to press SHIFT and Z...PLUS the movement keys to dodge you know you're fucked. No, you can't just jump away, you still get hit. Plus there's also a key you often use on C, to grab people.
They got $20 and paid an indian or an indonesian "tech company" (3 guys in a basement with a Pentium II and the ability to run Windows 98) to port it to pc, so they did the laziest work possible.
All these games are made to be played with a controller and not a keyboard+mouse, that's why they fucking suck on pc (the same if a native pc game would be played on consoles).
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:28 am
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Kasrkin wrote:
All these games are made to be played with a controller and not a keyboard+mouse, that's why they fucking suck on pc (the same if a native pc game would be played on consoles).
Ya but then you get some ass backward decisions, like mapping the grenade button to 'T', so it's impossible to strafe and throw a grenade at the same time.
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:51 pm
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puk wrote:
Ya but then you get some ass backward decisions, like mapping the grenade button to 'T', so it's impossible to strafe and throw a grenade at the same time.
Or that retarded "have commands on buttons that start with that letter".
Like M for map or G for grenade and probably the most annoying C for crouching and I for Inventory.
Like i can handle the idea of controlling something through a keyboard but i just can't wrap my head around the commands unless they start with the first letter.
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:46 am
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Ford Racing 2.... My brother bought it for me for my birthday because for Christmas I got him "Singstar Rocks!"
He got me good. I was surprised that anyone could even make a sequel for any game that only involved racing Ford cars....
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