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Nothing is more satisfying than ramming into a chav, then driving over his foot.
that, or hanging niggers from their own tree in the forest
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:23 pm
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We don't have niggers in Canada, just ordinary decent black folks. But i have heard some horror stories from south of the border. This friend of mine asked the bouncer if he thought it was racist that he wouldn't let most of the black people into the club, and his response was legendary: "what racism, 95% of fights in here are started by black people"
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:47 pm
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GaMeRuInEr wrote:
puk wrote:
Nothing is more satisfying than ramming into a chav, then driving over his foot.
that, or hanging niggers from their own tree in the forest
WTF is WITH you, and all the over-the-top shitfuck crap-in-a-hat shenanigans?
Just bust out the satan-praise rusty machete, you ELABORATE FUCKNUT.
Trust me, up close and personal, direct; THATS the way to teach them a fatal, lesson. HAA!!
You wanna potentially be praised? FUCK SHIT UP, MAN! You'll love it!
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:08 pm
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hmm....
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
GaMeRuInEr wrote:
puk wrote:
Nothing is more satisfying than ramming into a chav, then driving over his foot.
that, or hanging niggers from their own tree in the forest
WTF is WITH you, and all the over-the-top shitfuck crap-in-a-hat shenanigans?
Just bust out the satan-praise rusty machete, you ELABORATE FUCKNUT.
Trust me, up close and personal, direct; THATS the way to teach them a fatal, lesson. HAA!!
You wanna potentially be praised? FUCK SHIT UP.
What's a shenanigan?
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:42 pm
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Huh... looking back, I guess I could have used a better word. But whats done is done.
Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:23 pm
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tl;dr: Just skip to the bottom:
HAOOHH!!! WAOOHH!! YOOOOOOU!! YOOOO- *Gunshot*
AND, that is enough of that gay nigger... *snickers madly, spraying fluids from his nose everywhere*, SINGING- ah, man I almost split my sides trying to contain that laugh.
Hmm, you know what? I think I've got a decent alternative to their incredibly DUMB...music... The following is a text recording of some white guy with his buddies making a song WHILE he did the things he describes in the song, as a parody of standard nigger rhymes, but thankfully he doesn't go too extreme and doesn't go "HOOOOOH!", like those fucking dimwitted degenerates like on the radio:
* * * * * *
I'm walking up-down-sideways town, and what do I see?
A GOD DAMN SATAN DAMN NIGGER tryin' tah shit & piss all over me!
SCUM!
So I threw a rock, at it's cock, the god damn satan damn nigger did a BELLY FLOP, and went:
"OH, FUUUOCK!!!!"
Dyin', an cryin, and SHYIN' AWAY from retaliation,
WHAT A DUMBASS!
that now crippled nigger did shit alllllll.
Buyin', but dyin', inside for havin' tah pay, at alllll,
YOU DON'T DESERVE HIS MONEY CLERK FUCK!
I know held in mah hand some lethal weaponization,zzz,
of all, kinds, of-
-
Wait wait wait, stop the song guys. Hold on a sec...
*looks at groaning nigger on the ground*
So it's NOT true? HAA, ha, ha, ha, HAAAA! Guys, check it out!
AH HA HA HAAAA! ITS SO SMALL!
Nigger: "Me feel full, in bottom... and hurt, all over- uhhhh"
You know what? I'm almost glad you tried to piss on me, 'cause if you hadn't, then I wouldn't have thrown that rock, and I wouldn't have seen your cock!
*snickers* HAHAHAhAhAhAhAHAHA! *INSANE LAUGHTER*
Wooh... alright, gotta calm down... what is that smell? Oh.. right. So you still feelin' full, niggah pie? Heeheehee.
- - -
So what was the point of all that, you ask? Well, basically, its a historical document/account of some normal white guy, who defended himself from some nigger trying to pee on him, and while doing so, he happened to glance at his dick; and saw nothing at all.
Apparently, afterwards some other guy took three magnifying glass devices, after the nigger passed out from constipation (he never managed to fully unload, from his bottom :D), and they did see his penis, eventually. They patented it the micro plus plus plus, black penis, which apparently is very common.
- - - -
So what have we learned? OUR RACE IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE!
Hallelujah!
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:00 pm
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Does anyone have any idea how his conclusion follows from the remainder of the posting?
I keep 'not getting' his posts, but maybe there is simply nothing to get?
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:08 pm
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What a square.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:30 pm
FUCK_YOU_TOO
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
What a square.
Like this?
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:12 pm
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU FUCK.
I'm sorry, I'm out of cookies... 'cause I ate them all, so fucking good... even so, I don't think you deserve one. Look, just transfer me some cash, and we'll talk.
There may be hope for you yet! Yarr!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:32 pm
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berzerker wrote:
Does anyone have any idea how his conclusion follows from the remainder of the posting?
I keep 'not getting' his posts, but maybe there is simply nothing to get?
You mean you actually read the entire post? I read half a sentence and doze off.
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puk wrote:
berzerker wrote:
Does anyone have any idea how his conclusion follows from the remainder of the posting?
I keep 'not getting' his posts, but maybe there is simply nothing to get?
You mean you actually read the entire post? I read half a sentence and doze off.
Yeah, it's a long read. I recommend it though. It's one for the ages.
As for TPAM: That music sucks shit encrusted asshole rims.
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:08 am
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
It's one for the ages.
The dark ages apparently.
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:44 pm
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Well, I dunno, these ages are fucking bright, I need a new pair of shades for my sake, but I get your meaning.
Naw, these ages are still waaaaay better than those gay dark ages. Although, back then, niggers were in their place (I think)!
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:37 am
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Amazed to see this thread is still 3 years going. Fuck niggers.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:58 pm
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I miss threads like these...
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:50 pm
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I don't but if you do then why don't you create one?
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:44 pm
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Well...there's no one to fuck my mom,or use 'sayed' on niggbuilder.but it is strange to note that threads like these bring back the older ones(daniel vanzant,fuck you all,gameruiner)
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