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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:18 am Reply with quote
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Silicone is good in the morning. U wake up and see these perfect breasts right beside you.

I don't like how they feel, they're too firm, and quite frankly, if I'm paying some stripper $20, I want something I can enjoy squeezing.

As for sex, I'm all about the ass. It's perfectly shaped for grabbing. If you're doing it missionary, there it is. It's perfect for spooning. And if you're making out, just grab away.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:42 am Reply with quote
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That's your pejorative puk, but I prefer cock and balls, and I also have a fascination with the shaft.
I love being woken up in the morning by an erect penis tapping me on my lips.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:25 am Reply with quote
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Good news for Captn_Pugwash (aka mihai_alexandruT3)... I'm on a new diet and my sperm just improved.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:46 am Reply with quote
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I would love to drink your sperm Mihai.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:18 pm Reply with quote
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There actually is a sperm diet. Some porn star went on it. However, it wasn't as popular as the atkins diet (for obvious reasons).
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:28 pm Reply with quote
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My current diet is 80% raw sperm icon_cheers.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:01 am Reply with quote
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn5Sn0PXTkk
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:08 am Reply with quote
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are u implying beer tastes like sperm?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:20 am Reply with quote
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No, only that ole mate knows how to burp.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:52 pm Reply with quote
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puk wrote:
There actually is a sperm diet. Some porn star went on it. However, it wasn't as popular as the atkins diet (for obvious reasons).
what BS post is this? aren't you getting paranoid?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:53 pm Reply with quote
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captnPugwash_halabalobale wrote:
puk wrote:
There actually is a sperm diet. Some porn star went on it. However, it wasn't as popular as the atkins diet (for obvious reasons).
what BS post is this? aren't you getting paranoid?

how is that paranoid? (I've resorted to rhetorical questions with you)
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