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Location: Why so serious? Seriously, why? It doesn't make sense.
Dr_Shrink wrote:
But if I were to die tomorrow this topic would be my last gift to humanity.
Its not enough. It's never enough. Actually, it can be, your gifts just suck. Thanks to you, people die. Thank you! There's too many people.
So you're about to die? Think you've had a fulfilled life? I'm sensing some doubt, is if you think you wasted your time on people, and did nothing cool. Here's my card: I charge 180, tax free! People would kill to get my help, THAT cheap... so uh, seeing as how vulnerable you are; I'd watch my back if I were you, for people AND disfigurements. If you live in America with a broken back, you're screwed.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:43 am
Dr_Shrink
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Its not enough. It's never enough. Actually, it can be, your gifts just suck. Thanks to you, people die. Thank you! There's too many people.
So you're about to die? Think you've had a fulfilled life? I'm sensing some doubt, is if you think you wasted your time on people, and did nothing cool. Here's my card: I charge 180, tax free! People would kill to get my help, THAT cheap... so uh, seeing as how vulnerable you are; I'd watch my back if I were you, for people AND disfigurements. If you live in America with a broken back, you're screwed.
You are quite incomprehensible.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:15 am
puk
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Its not enough. It's never enough. Actually, it can be, your gifts just suck. Thanks to you, people die. Thank you! There's too many people.
So you're about to die? Think you've had a fulfilled life? I'm sensing some doubt, is if you think you wasted your time on people, and did nothing cool. Here's my card: I charge 180, tax free! People would kill to get my help, THAT cheap... so uh, seeing as how vulnerable you are; I'd watch my back if I were you, for people AND disfigurements. If you live in America with a broken back, you're screwed.
Dude lets send this to the FBI for a full psychological profile. Who knows, he might end up being the real unibomber.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:21 pm
FUCK_YOU_ALL
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Dr_Shrink wrote:
You are quite incomprehensible.
...... so your not interested? Fair enough. Not everyone can handle it.
BTW, you are 90 years old, right? If you're not, then this doesn't apply to you, but people are saying your very old.
Dr_Shrink wrote:
mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
In that time you'll be dead. Didn't you said that you were retired or something?
Indeed I didn't.
But if I were to die tomorrow this topic would be my last gift to humanity.
So, seems like you're gonna die today. Shrinks suck.
FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Its not enough. It's never enough; what you contribute to society doesn't do shit... actually, you know what? Some Shrinks can be useful, but you're clearly not, your proposed gift sucks, you know. However, on a related note, thanks to you, people die. But thats a good thing! Thank you! There's just too many people on this planet, like you. yep, soon you're gonna die, but not only by age. Here's a life fact:
So you're about to die, you're like a old great grandpa, right? Let me ask you this: Do you think you've had a fulfilled life? Because, to be honest, I'm sensing some doubt in you. I think everyone in their right mind would think about this once they get anciently old, especially when they're shrinks! What kind of job is that?
... People would kill to get my help, THAT cheap... because I just tell them being a shrink sucks, it's a waste of money, and I offer something better. Yep people would kill. So uh, seeing as how vulnerable you are, as you're fucking 119 years old (How did you do it? Last until you're 90? Thats fucking incredible!); you should watch your back, because obviously, people are gonna kill, and they will FIND you, kill you. I mean lets face it; I'm gonna be frank with you; you are over 131 years old, you're not even considered a senior anymore, you're something else entirely. People are going to target you because of your age, 20's year olds are gonna kill you, once they know my business plan, it's that good. I don't really have a card yet, or any other info about it.
So, to summarize, you are old, you suck, you need help, and people want to kill you. That is all... also, old people suffer from back problems, so if you live in America with a broken back, you're screwed... unless you're rich? So, to add to that previous list, the hospitals can't help you... but I can. Here's some free advice: first, quit your job as a shrink, its a useless job, and second, contact the shrink company, and tell them to fuck off, and that you're resigning.
So, yeah, this is what I meant, but I was really, REALLY, TRIPP.
Oh, right, the business plan. lets just say, its an alternative to paying for a shrink. Some people get so zealous over my business, they just open their minds, by doing lots of PCP & Coke, so much, they can be persuaded to do anything... and since the area where you live is overpopulated...
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:49 pm
Dr_Shrink
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You seem honestly disappointed that I did not wrote a profile for you. You will have to learn how to deal with setbacks in life I guess. I could counsel you in this matter, at a modest fee of course.
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:55 pm
FUCK_YOU_ALL
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Dr_Shrink wrote:
You seem honestly disappointed that I did not wrote a profile for you. You will have to learn how to deal with setbacks in life I guess. I could counsel you in this matter, at a modest fee of course.
No way, I don't pay for anything. Well, since you didn't answer no to my question, I'm gonna presume your anciently old. Now is the time to correct me. But you know what? Even if your not really old, you are a shrink, enough said. That whole profession is a complete failure.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:59 pm
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
I'm gonna presume your anciently old. Now is the time to correct me.
You may presume all you want so I am not going to correct you youngsters.
The older the wiser
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:01 pm
FUCK_YOU_ALL
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Dr_Shrink wrote:
FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
I'm gonna presume your anciently old. Now is the time to correct me.
You may presume all you want so I am not going to correct you youngsters.
The older the wiser
The older the more susceptible to disease and bunions, and leprosy. Watch out for that one. I don't own a protection agency, or insurance agency, and I'm almost sorry about that. All I can offer... is hope, for the down trodden and blue... are you down?
If so, thats a sign that you're about to die, which is great for the community; one less mouth to feed, basically. You'd forget the details.
And why are you not going to express your apparent knowledge and correct me? Why are you deliberately LOOSING? I guess you've got Alzheimer's disease.
Whatever, smurf off, you fucking ancient smurf shrink. You will die. Actually I'm not trying to threaten you, I'm just stating facts.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:10 am
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
The older the more susceptible to disease and bunions, and leprosy. Watch out for that one. I don't own a protection agency, or insurance agency, and I'm almost sorry about that. All I can offer... is hope, for the down trodden and blue... are you down?
If so, thats a sign that you're about to die, which is great for the community; one less mouth to feed, basically. You'd forget the details.
And why are you not going to express your apparent knowledge and correct me? Why are you deliberately LOOSING? I guess you've got Alzheimer's disease.
Whatever, smurf off, you fucking ancient smurf shrink. You will die. Actually I'm not trying to threaten you, I'm just stating facts.
This is not intended as a flame, but is there any point to your posts? Is this one, for example, an attempt to be funny, does it have a deeper meaning (in either case, it escapes me) or what?
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:22 am
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Man, I wish something interesting would be posted on this board once in a while
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:08 am
berzerker
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Maybe puk could post some more porn? That should keep Suislide happy.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:51 am
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sorry, you dickheads are on your own. You took me for granted, and now funny Puk is gone.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:37 am
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What does interesting mean to Suslide? Porn, 10/10 reviews of Dead Space? First we have to know what's interesting and then post it.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:26 pm
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berzerker wrote:
This is not intended as a flame, but is there any point to your posts? Is this one, for example, an attempt to be funny, does it have a deeper meaning (in either case, it escapes me) or what?
Although the matter at hand may seem funny, I'm simply stating my randomly new-found hatred of Shrinks, plus I'm introducing my business, which WILL revolutionize, and make Shrinks become obsolete.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:38 pm
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generalPugwash wrote:
What does interesting mean to Suslide? Porn, 10/10 reviews of Dead Space? First we have to know what's interesting and then post it.
Think people would have read enough of my reviews to not only know what country im from, but my personality, things i like, my political stances, etc. but I guess not
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:31 am
berzerker
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Suislide wrote:
Think people would have read enough of my reviews to not only know what country im from, but my personality, things i like, my political stances, etc. but I guess not
Maybe you should spell it out for Mihai then. Based on your posts / reviews I would conclude the following:
- country: Mongolia
- personality: nice, charming, sophisticated, upper class type
- things you like: ballet, musicals, good books, science, ice dancing
- political stance: moderate left wing, pacifist
And let's not forget:
- religion: muslim
- music: jazz, blues
- race: asian
- sexual preference: bisexual
- age: 25 (this is a guess)
- education: studying sociology
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:12 pm
puk
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Suislide wrote:
Think people would have read enough of my reviews to not only know what country im from, but my personality, things i like, my political stances, etc. but I guess not
I liked your review styles from day 1, but everyone else seems to hate it.
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:53 pm
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puk wrote:
I liked your review styles from day 1, but everyone else seems to hate it.
What has his review style to do with anything? Suislide complained there is nothing interesting "on this board" recently, your post doesn't seem to relate to that at all.
Interestingly Suislide seems to imply that in the past interesting things have been posted here. I must have missed these then. Maybe Mean_MOFO, Fuhrer, m9x, NiggBUILDER and the lot could return here to post some more interesting stuff like they did in the past?
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:00 pm
puk
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Suislide wrote:
generalPugwash wrote:
What does interesting mean to Suslide? Porn, 10/10 reviews of Dead Space? First we have to know what's interesting and then post it.
Think people would have read enough of my reviews to not only know what country im from, but my personality, things i like, my political stances, etc. but I guess not
Am I mistaken in inferring from the above two posts that people are disatisfied with Suislide's reviews? That's why I sprang into action and claimed that I had no problem with his review style
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:06 pm
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puk wrote:
Am I mistaken in inferring from the above two posts that people are disatisfied with Suislide's reviews? That's why I sprang into action and claimed that I had no problem with his review style
Yeah, I think you are mistaken. I would think any regular visitor here likes Suislide's reviews, why else would he visit this site in the first place.
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I charge 180, tax free! People would kill to get my help, THAT cheap... so uh, seeing as how vulnerable you are; I'd watch my back if I were you, for people AND disfigurements. If you live in America with a broken back, you're screwed.
First we have to know what's interesting and then post it.
