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43 year old Muslim. Yes, I'm 43 years old, and Muslim. Stop making fun of my religion you assholes. I have 37 bombs stashed in my house and I know how to use them. Muhammad-al-Farris, my instructor, is tracking your IP's right now and if you say another mean thing about how we are terrorists I will bomb your houses in the name of Allah, for he instructs us to kill all infidels and disbelievers. Also, Muhammad (pbuh) has given me a vision, in which he tells me to rape Suislide, for his 12 year old butthole is very nice. I shall only give VGS one warning. Ma'salama.
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:49 pm
berzerker
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And how do you know that we are infidels?
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:34 pm
zachofat
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berzerker wrote:
And how do you know that we are infidels?
Because you insult Allah (azawaja) in polls, like in this poll (i do not know how to put links into text, it is far easier with our more advanced Middle Eastern technology, you dumb Western infidels)
Master especially will be bombed, for he has insulted his Messenger (pbuh) many times, but overall, you are all infidels, though I may spare Suislide if what Muhammad (pbuh) says is true and he has a nice butthole. Muhammad (pbuh) has always been biased towards 12 year old buttholes though. Islam is the one true religion! We are the religion of peace!
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:03 pm
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MY DIVINE POWERS ARE NOT REQUIRED TO SEE THAT YOU ARE A PATHETIC 15 YEAR OLD WHINING BITCH FUCKEN
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:30 pm
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You are not a real God. The real God (allah) treats his believers with care. You infidels will feel the wrath of Allah as i watch and laugh with my 72 virgins. Praise Allah, for he is a loving god. Kus ummak, ya akhbal.
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:01 pm
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What is all this Muslim garbage always on here?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:44 am
zachofat
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Ahh Suislide, your butthole lures me in like a fish. Hahahaha, garbage? We Muslims are the purest of the pure, the chosen people of Allah. You western infidels are garbage in Allah's eyes, especially atheists like yourself. So misguided you are. I will divinely tear apart your butthole till it has it's own zipcode. mmmmhm. Fear not, the end is nigh. On the Day of Judgement i shall be bathing with my 72 virgins while you atheists rot in the depths of hell. I will ask Muhammad (pbuh) on the correct way to sodomize you, according to his Hadith and Sharia law. ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
LA ILLAHA ILLALLAH.
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:36 pm
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Location: Why so serious? Seriously, why? It doesn't make sense.
You muslims are the dirtiest fucking ugly hag scoundrels in the world, who worship nothing but a fucking retard fat muslim with shit smeared on his face, THATS why no one likes to look at him and hes banned from television.
Also, _God_, I am going to kill you.
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:15 pm
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I saw a muslim couple at the pizza shop, and the female was wearing that full face cloth that only allows the slit of the eyes to be seen......it looked unbelievably stupid, and just shows the power of brainwashing, especially as there's no God.
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:43 pm
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Pogma9 wrote:
there's no God.
I AM FUCKEN OMNIPRESENT, THE CONCEPT 'THERE' IS IRRELEVANT TO ME FUCKEN.
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:50 pm
FUCK_YOU_ALL
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Location: Why so serious? Seriously, why? It doesn't make sense.
You are a turd that has stained the carpet of my world, MY world, which is yours too, but its mostly mine. Someones needs to take a carpet cleaner and smash you over the face with it.
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:59 pm
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FFS, all of you STFU.
AND STOP USING MY FUCKEN TERMINOLOGY.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:15 pm
zachofat
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I think you guys took me a little too seriously..........I'm actually Pastafarian, which is the one true religion. All you atheists will suffer stale beer and strippers with STD's in the future HAHAHAHAHA FOOLS.
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:10 pm
Pogma9
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God is LIES, Agnosticism is ignorance, Atheism is TRUTH.
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:25 pm
zachofat
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the true god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Atheism is not hated in our religion but far from the truth. The FSM has been proven many times.
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:11 am
Pogma9
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STFU with your stupid talk....if you can't engage in a adult like discussion GTFO.
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:19 am
zachofat
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What, stupid talk is talking about my religion? And I hardly believe talking about enemas and shitting and good graphics is adult talk "FUCKEN".
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:20 pm
FUCK_YOU_ALL
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Location: Why so serious? Seriously, why? It doesn't make sense.
Athiesm is retarded, you are retarded, Muhammad has down syndrome, just like god, caeser, jesus, moses, pope benedick arnold, and the spaghetti guy.
Nihilism is ok but not good enough. hedonism is pretty damn fun.
Walking around in the desert with toilet paper wrapped around your head (IE, muslum) is definitely not the answer. Wearing a dress and polishing a cross (IE, christians, catholics and the rest of that garbage) sounds pretty gay to me.
The Draconians own all of you idiots and your religions anyways. Those guys are kinda cool, but they never pitch in for any weed or rock, or even booze! Cheap pricks.
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:28 pm
Pogma9
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FUCK_YOU_ALL wrote:
Athiesm is retarded,.
What is Atheism dummy?
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:00 pm
zachofat
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I'm not muslim FYA..... Im Pastafarian and proud motherfucker. You will be damned to a cold life of stale beer and strippers with STD's.
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