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"It took over 10 years to completely shit out this big pile of garbage."
Diablo III is a good example of how games now days are just big mounds of sloppy shit. Let's get this fucking crap over with, shall we?
Don't get me wrong, Diablo 2 was one of the greatest RPG games I've ever played. And now Diablo 3 is here. It took about, I dunno, 10 fucking years to produce this piece of shit. I'm going to explain why...
First of all, the game requires you to be connected to the fucking internet at all fucking times in order to play the game. Even if you want to do the single player campaign, you still need to be connected. Good one, Blizzard.
The game will occasionally give you server maintenance errors and connection problems, which is really good, isn't it fuckheads?
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING GAME DOESN'T LET YOU PLAY OFFLINE WHEN BEING ONLINE IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY??
Another big thing, is that the graphics look like a pile of shit after ripping it out of my asshole with a pair of tongs.
Throughout the entire game it felt like I was getting raped in the eye socket. Even Diablo 2 had better visuals then this shit. And that was mostly fucking 2D!
The animations are really slow and boring as fuck to watch. As an enemy comes to attack, it feels like I have to sit there for 5 fucking minutes just to watch my player swing his god damn sword. The animations in general are actually really nice looking. Just the problem is, like I said, TOO FUCKING SLOW. It feels almost like my brain fucking turns off for 5 minutes during this game.
The level design is maze-like and very unoriginal. How much more do I need to say about that shit?
This game makes me feel like I'm getting raped in the ass throughout the entire time of playing it.
It took 10 years to completely shit out this big pile of garbage.
5.1/10
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:07 am
cBox
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was that a submitted review or something?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:35 am
berzerker
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cBox wrote:
was that a submitted review or something?
I expect a submitted review, probably by the same guy who complained about Suislide not posting a Diablo 3 review in the comments to the Game of Thrones and Penumbra Collection reviews. He may not realize that there is a forum for this: it makes no sense to ask for a review of game X in the comments to a review of game Y, where the only thing X and Y have in common is the period in which the review might have been posted.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:26 pm
Fallout4
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berzerker wrote:
cBox wrote:
was that a submitted review or something?
I expect a submitted review, probably by the same guy who complained about Suislide not posting a Diablo 3 review in the comments to the Game of Thrones and Penumbra Collection reviews. He may not realize that there is a forum for this: it makes no sense to ask for a review of game X in the comments to a review of game Y, where the only thing X and Y have in common is the period in which the review might have been posted.
I asked for a review of Diablo III because that game has been out for a long time and this is supposedly a videogame review website but apparently I am mistaken.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:43 pm
cBox
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Fallout4 wrote:
I asked for a review of Diablo III because that game has been out for a long time and this is supposedly a videogame review website but apparently I am mistaken.
Not every bullshit video game has to be reviewed. If you want that kinda nonsense just go to IGN and get your cock sucked and wallet stolen by them.
Want a review? It's a game by blizzard, that makes it a piece of shit cartoony kiddy game by default.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 pm
Suislide
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I would post a submitted one if they weren't so terrible.
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