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In the past, everything was cozy and friendly here and everyone treated each other with respect: a true family forum (as evidenced by this randomly picked old thread. Then suddenly the captn (i.e. this troubled person), started flaming Mihai (i.e. an innocent young Eastern European person and ended up getting himself banned in this thread). This was a first in this forum, and this made the captn very sad, and also a little angry. Although the captn was clearly to blame for this, the other regulars defended him as true family members should do.
Anyway, when the captn registered again, he used the name Master, and redoubled his attacks on Mihai. Because the others had defended him, Monkey, the admin who banned the captn back then, didn't dare to ban him again and even went into hiding for a few years, only to resurface recently. Mihai then stopped posting here years ago, and this gave the captn such a shock that he totally lost it and started seeing ghosts: he now suspects most newcomers of being new incarnations of Mihai and then addresses them as "migay". He even accused old regulars here, like Alez, of being "migay", only he came from the same country as Mihai.
That should give you some understanding of what's going on here. To sum up: the captn is the source of all problems: ignore him and all will be fine again.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 3:48 am
Pogma9
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Joined: Nov 19, 2008
Posts: 2522
Faestus wrote:
No not really. I just hate cats very much.
And have to express that hatred for those filthy vermin.
How are they flithy?....did you fuck one up the ass?
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:16 am
Faestus
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Joined: Apr 14, 2012
Posts: 41
Pogma9 wrote:
Faestus wrote:
No not really. I just hate cats very much.
And have to express that hatred for those filthy vermin.
How are they flithy?....did you fuck one up the ass?
They stink and carry parasites. What more do they need to have to be filthy?
Also no East European (by that I mean only Romanian, not all east europeans) is innocent. I know that because I live there! They're all evil!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:45 am
berzerker
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Joined: Nov 01, 2006
Posts: 2350
Faestus wrote:
Also no East European (by that I mean only Romanian, not all east europeans) is innocent. I know that because I live there!
The captn will be calling you migay too now!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:10 am
Pogma9
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Joined: Nov 19, 2008
Posts: 2522
Faestus wrote:
They stink and carry parasites. What more do they need to have to be filthy?
!
My cats don't stink, and I haven't been sick for 4-5 yrs.
I just think you're back to being a fuckhead....only question now is, where's pedonophile{your asshole lover}
Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:02 am
Master
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Joined: Apr 26, 2012
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Pogma9 wrote:
Faestus wrote:
They stink and carry parasites. What more do they need to have to be filthy?!
My cats don't stink, and I haven't been sick for 4-5 yrs.
sorry you must have some understanding problem...he didnt say ALL cats.
Pogma9 wrote:
I just think you're back to being a fuckhead....only question now is, where's pedonophile{your asshole lover}
STFU FAIL idiot
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 10:08 am
Faestus
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Pogma9 wrote:
Faestus wrote:
They stink and carry parasites. What more do they need to have to be filthy?
!
My cats don't stink, and I haven't been sick for 4-5 yrs.
I just think you're back to being a fuckhead....only question now is, where's pedonophile{your asshole lover}
Eww! You hoard vermin? That's jsut disgusting!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:59 am
craterface
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Posts: 356
WTF cats are super clean animals they even lick themselfes and each other. did you even touched a cat? their fur is amazingly soft you start cuddling and you can't stop.
Me mom has two cats and i still did not figured out how to call them so i just named them small cat and big cat. one of them is cute as hell, black and has a white shape of a heart near on her belly like a bikini line. you see it and your heart just burst that's how lovely it is. but she's acting too indepedent (even attacks randomly if she feels like it). but so cute you look into her eyes and she's hipnotizing ya. i bet she could stop wars with that look. we found her in the garden when the rain was pouring heavily. she put up a fuckin litany she was way too loud despite her size (was just a few days old i guess being just two big eyes and two ears and that's it). she's small but super clean. but the other is the opposite in every way. apprechiates petting a lot more but he's like.. as big as a dog, seriously so big he's scaring the guests because they just don't even know what the hell is that cat. he just goes about his busines then suddenly it's like the batteries depleting he slows down to crawling and just stops like that wherever he is at that moment. but seriously then he's like a huge rug made out of a fucking puma with his limbs streched out like that. depending on angle of viewpoint you can think that some british royal guard of the fuckin buckingham palace dropped his hat in the house but no, it's just the giant cat lying around. don't know what they feed him but it's big as fuck, black and his back is strong with a shape like of a bulldog.. he's like a hulk among cats. with claws of a velociraptor from hell. good thing tha he's harmless. only problem with him is that he's sometimes carries like of a thousand ticks on him at summer days. don't know where he's bumping in the night but he's probably thinking that is like a tick collecting contest or something... while the other has none on her ever. other thing is that he's fur sometimes get like the hair of those jamaican rastas by it's own. crazy. than it just drops off his body and when he sleeps with his huge ass size and muscular body and with his fur bald here and there getting dropped because hes going rasta at summer (maybe he develops the ticker fur on winter) and there his second layer of eyelids half closed he like a muthafuckin zombie cat overdosed with and evil mix of steroids and g virus or some shit. and he's snoring oh my god hes snoring and you just freaking out like what the friggin fuck is that hellish noise?
but seriously i should enter him in some weird underground dog fights he could tear through any canine. hes like a dog but quicker, more agile and with claws.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:19 am
Faestus
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craterface wrote:
WTF cats are super clean animals they even lick themselfes and each other. did you even touched a cat? their fur is amazingly soft you start cuddling and you can't stop.
Me mom has two cats and one of them is cute as hell but acting too indepedent (even bites ma hand if she feels like it), the other apprechiates petting a lot more but he's like..as big as a dog, seriously so big he's scaring the guests because they just don't even know what the hell is that cat. he just goes about his busines then suddenly it's like the batteries depleting he slows down to crawling and just stops like that wherever he is at that moment. but seriously then he's like a huge rag made out of a fucking puma with his limbs streched out like that. don't know what they feed him but it's big as fuck, black and his back is strong with a shape like of a bulldog.. only problem with him is that he's sometimes carries like of a thousand ticks on him at summer days. don't know where he's bumping in the night but he's probably thinking that is like a tick collecting contest or something... while the other has none on her ever.
Thanks for proving my point. Cats are parasite sacks (Yes fleas and ticks are parasites).
Just because they clean themselves doesn't mean they're any less of a vermin. Flies clean themselves. Rats clean themselves. Are they less disgusting?
And they have hardly any fur. Compared to a dog's smooth fur, cats' is hard, stingy, filthy.
And that's the thing about cats. If you want to kiss someone's ass at home, buy a cat, cause they're selfish bitches that treat you like their slave. Why do people even buy cats? Go to work if you like being someone's bitch.
They're not that smart. Woo my cat can shit in a sandbox. Well guess what? My dog can spot, alert and take down a burglar, and even take a dump on his face afterwards.
Cats are like rats. They don't like much attention, and attack you if they dislike you. They fear you if they don't know you. Even more, they make you their bitch, force you to feed them and give them attention and piss you off. They're not even cute, they're fucking ugly. I'd rather have a rat as a pet.
Or even more, a pet spider. Yea, softer fur, kills rats, doesn't turn me into his slave and can deal with annoying insects during summer. Things a cat can't do!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:30 am
craterface
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wrong. the thing that they don't obey doesn't makes them stupid. the big one understands a lot and he obeys without even telling him what to do it's like he's reading your mind. and i respect free will and they have their own and still being well mannered. when you take out a raw juicy chicken breast this cat usually gets your attention discretely just to display his demand. but when you are like nope, then he just walks away. he's not even staying there. you can't tell that to a dog they go into a fucking frenzy when theres food near them. he's not going up on beds or tables and understand commands. although we don't command them much because theres no reason to. they are well mannered as i said ...at least the big one.
god i love that mean sunofabitch every time i visit maa he gets up on me lap (heavy as fuck) and lays on his back and you can stroke it's belly (the fur is even softer there) then you can see him smiling as his lips widens back.
and they are clean. there are ticks in dogs too but they have fleas also, they lick each others asses then lick you with the same tongue and when they see a big steaming mudpile, they go and roll in it. cats would never do that. and thankfully since there is a garden there, they shit outside so no sandbox, no smell, no problem. i would never have a pet without a garden, they need space, and manageing a sandbox or taking them down to walks every 4 hours would be a fuss for me.
and the small cat hunts down all stuff she's finding. mostly bugs, birds, whatever lands on the garden. but we don't have rats here thank god. maybe thanks to the cat. and their fur is super soft. it just attracks your hand. you never even touched a cat if you say it's not. the other has shorter fur but even softer than of hulk cat.
a pet spider is meaningless. what good it has if it's sitting in an aquarium and you can't even see it through the thick web?
i had a friend way back when i was in elementary school who had a fucking hawk as a pet. i visited him and he showed me the fridge where they keep hybernated rats. this for monday, this for tuesday... geezus they were frozen into position even their tails. now a hawk is cool but it's hard to pet. i want a pet that i can pet. a cat or a dog is good. spider... not good. and i want a pet that gives and recieves, has a personality, a spider is almost like a fish, it's just there and that's it.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:00 am
Faestus
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Joined: Apr 14, 2012
Posts: 41
craterface wrote:
wrong. the thing that they don't obey doesn't makes them stupid. the big one understands a lot and he obeys without even telling him what to do it's like he's reading your mind. and i respect free will and they have their own and still being well mannered. when you take out a raw juicy chicken breast this cat usually gets your attention discretely just to display his demand. but when you are like nope, then he just walks away. he's not even staying there. you can't tell that to a dog they go into a fucking frenzy when theres food near them. he's not going up on beds or tables and understand commands. although we don't command them much because theres no reason to. they are well mannered as i said ...at least the big one.
god i love that mean sunofabitch every time i visit maa he gets up on me lap (heavy as fuck) and lays on his back and you can stroke it's belly (the fur is even softer there) then you can see him smiling as his lips widens back.
and they are clean. there are ticks in dogs too but they have fleas also, they lick each others asses then lick you with the same tongue and when they see a big steaming mudpile, they go and roll in it. cats would never do that. and thankfully since there is a garden there, they shit outside so no sandbox, no smell, no problem. i would never have a pet without a garden, they need space, and manageing a sandbox or taking them down to walks every 4 hours would be a fuss for me.
and the small cat hunts down all stuff she's finding. mostly bugs, birds, whatever lands on the garden. but we don't have rats here thank god. maybe thanks to the cat. and their fur is super soft. it just attracks your hand. you never even touched a cat if you say it's not. the other has shorter fur but even softer than of hulk cat.
a pet spider is meaningless. what good it has if it's sitting in an aquarium and you can't even see it through the thick web?
i had a friend way back when i was in elementary school who had a fucking hawk as a pet. i visited him and he showed me the fridge where they keep hybernated rats. this for monday, this for tuesday... geezus they were frozen into position even their tails. now a hawk is cool but it's hard to pet. i want a pet that i can pet. a cat or a dog is good. spider... not good. and i want a pet that gives and recieves, has a personality, a spider is almost like a fish, it's just there and that's it.
Cats don't obey commands. And they're the ones going on a fucking frenzy cause they're fucking stupid.
Dogs would do anything for food. And you must be stupid to believe dogs go on frenzy when they see food. Only cats do that. Cats are vermin, they don't know discipline at all. All they do is eat sleep die. They should die more. Because they're useless.
And dogs don't lick their asses, who the fuck told u that? Cats lick themselves everywhere, if that's what u want to say. Than spread their jerms all over their filthy fur. And then they search through trash cans and stuff and eat old food, then lick their jerms all around their fur.
And having a hawk would be fuking awesome. Hawks are awesome. Birds are awesome. Cats are stupid. There's no reason to have a cat when you can have a dog. Cats are stupid.
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