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There's a new MK, with all the characters, great story-mode, fun combos and finally the GORE returns to the game? Well only for consoles...
I just can't believe that it's only for consoles, back in the day, I played the shit out of Mortal Kombat 1-2-3. Now I saw some footage of the new installment finally bringing back the same awesomeness of the first 3 games. I saw some nice gameplay, awesome fatalities and shit, then I watched the story-mode all from start to finish. There are things I don't like however, for example the player got an achievement (I hate those) for getting through HALF of the story mode! FUCK YOU I dont want to be reminded that I finished one half of the game, that spoiled my interest since now I know that I only have roughly the same amount of gameplay before the finish which can now be ANTICIPATED and I sure hell know that anything before it will accomplish shit. Way to ruin the experience.
Nevertheless, the story's okay (despite that most kombatants die in it) and I want this game. There's the ladder shit where you can stomp the shit out of Shao Khan with every character to get their endings which are cool. This game needs to get to the PC-s because I want to play it.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:49 pm
_Master_
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mk has always been more of a console game...like street fighter and the likes. btw sonia is pretty hot. how would you like getting a nice smothering from her sweaty martial arts butt?
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:26 pm
craterface
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_Master_ wrote:
mk has always been more of a console game...like street fighter and the likes. btw sonia is pretty hot. how would you like getting a nice smothering from her sweaty martial arts butt?
Mileena is my favourite. Sonya has some wonderful boobs in a story-sequence where she's lying on the ground, but Mileena is super sexy like crazy. She moves her hips like a pro stripper and has the best outfit because of the lingerie hold-ups she's got. I would pass the BJ though..
Jade comes as a close second. She has a pole dancer move when she wins a fight making my dick stand at attention. Although Kitana's winking is nice too.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:10 pm
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too bad they never included the pussy/butt smother fatality moves
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:04 am
Ape_Shall_Never_Kill_Ape
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Even though the MK games aren't renowned for deep gameplay, I'm still getting it... I haven't played an MK game since fuckin UMK3. I skipped 4 and the Deadly Alliance-era games, so it's about time I get back.
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:02 am
Nicole
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Mortal Kombat, commonly abbreviated MK, is a science fantasy series of fighting games created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:07 am
craterface
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Nicole wrote:
Mortal Kombat, commonly abbreviated MK, is a science fantasy series of fighting games created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.
why thank you for shareing us with that pearl of wisdom..
something is not quite right with this nicole-character, it's writings are somehow not natural. it doesn't seem to properly react or even acknowledge what others are saying on this site.
i request a diagnosis from dr shrink
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:15 am
Pogma9
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I agree, this forum is a great opportunity for me/us to discuss Nicoles vagina, yet I get the feeling that a c&p google response is likely.
As Johny Sacs would say....FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:15 pm
Dick_In_Your_Ass
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Pogma9 wrote:
I agree, this forum is a great opportunity for me/us to discuss Nicoles vagina, yet I get the feeling that a c&p google response is likely.
As Johny Sacs would say....FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way am i giving up Tony blundetto to you and that's dignified! cocksucker.
MK is defo looking great,esp Noob Saibot's fatality.
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:46 pm
Ape_Shall_Never_Kill_Ape
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Nicole wrote:
Mortal Kombat, commonly abbreviated MK, is a science fantasy series of fighting games created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.
I don't follow. Can you elaborate on that?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:07 am
Ape_Shall_Never_Kill_Ape
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Dick_In_Your_Ass wrote:
Pogma9 wrote:
I agree, this forum is a great opportunity for me/us to discuss Nicoles vagina, yet I get the feeling that a c&p google response is likely.
As Johny Sacs would say....FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way am i giving up Tony blundetto to you and that's dignified! cocksucker.
MK is defo looking great,esp Noob Saibot's fatality.
Watch out. He will will piss on you (literally) for laughing at his fat wife.
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