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This has to be the most mind numbingly idiotic movie ever. It's jam packed with all the cliches too: Russian oligrachs, Black presidential speech, aggressive commander who gets knocked down a peg or two by his minority right hand man, main actor almost dies at the end but then survives.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:46 am
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also, there is the dad-figure who always runs after his kids. yea, i thought that someone wrote the script in the early 90s and now it was found and made by today's technical standards. since when can those giant doors big enough to get those monstrous ships through them get stuck by an ordinary wrench?
and remember when there was lava coming right through the airport, and there was still someone at the control-tower shouting "you cannot fly off without a permission!.. aaAAH!"
and all those chinese workers building those ships.. they knew the end is nigh, and still they worked their ass off knowing they will die after they're finished with the ship. so the rich people can push their fat ass into the boat. just how can they be so idiotic to even move a finger knowing this? there was even a scene when our heroes realized "oh noes! the cunami will arrive a lot earlier than we calculated! so get those ching chang chows work faster!" and they did!
and so.. the chinese workers humbly died as if it was their duty and only the fat and greedy people survived.
happy end.
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:47 pm
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Funny how 2 weeks ago I tried to start a thread on the same movie and complaining bout the same things,when I tried to post,the site gave me an INVALID SESSION message.LOL I do agree though with your opinion.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:15 am
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I totally picked up on the unsubtle John Cusack father-son conflict. Very smooth Hollywood. There were many other shit moments too:
-When Adrian checks out the presidents daughter, you know they will fall in love.
-There are far too many car/truck/caravan jump moments. My car hits the curb and I pop a tire for fucks sake.
-Why the fuck does the President confide in a geologist? Just b/c he's black?
-The fact that cell phones still work in the midst of all this chaos
-Helicopters carrying Giraffes and Elephants through the freezing cold winter
-Adrian. ADRIAN. FUCKING ADRIAN.
-And shittiest of all, Arks.
Ya you would think all the workers would've striked at the last moment. Finally, I hate that self righteous asshole Adrian. Lets start questioning ethics and morals when there is a massive tsunami coming this way.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:16 am
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Also, gotta love how the Ark controls are 3D Flash animations.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:56 am
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AT&T WORKER: oh darr the world may be at an end, but I better wait until 7 to knock off,cause someone needs to use their cell.
WTF!!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:00 am
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Was anyone else pissed off at Adrian's character? The world is going to hell and he's considering equality.
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:10 am
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Yeah! And that plastic surgeon faggot!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:31 am
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I kinda wish everyone had died, and Sasha (Russian pilot) and that other Russian chic lived happily ever after
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:42 pm
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also strange when woody harrelson stays to watch the big volcanic explosion. suddenly BOOOM the mountain explode and the shock wave thats toreing trees out only manages to get woody harrelson out of his balance. and it comes waaaaaay too slow. in reality it should reach our hero less than a sec. and like.. blow the flesh from the bones.
the giraffe transportation was bullshit yea. like we'll care about stuff like this when hell breaks out. and such a monumental job to build those arks, it's impossible to make those in secret, there's no way nobody noticed. just how they got all the materials up there (without anyone's notice)?
and the biggest bullshit: when in the end all the evil people magically turs into good. just because someone spoke some shit about morals and stuff. some russian maffioso sacrifices himself for his fatass retarded children (that's another thing, yeah they will be a great asset to the furture), and the boss of the construction suddenly turns into a warmhearted samaritan..
saving humanity.. the american way!
(those survivors are destined to die)
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:36 pm
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LOL fatass retarded sons
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:00 pm
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Judging froM the descrip.of that scene,thank god my pirated copy skipped that part.why does a volcano follow a man?any pseudo-physicist here?
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