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got this shit in my inbox today, wonder who are the ppl who fall for this shit
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Hello,
First,let me introduce myself. I am Capt. Michael Scholl,assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, western Anbar Province in Iraq. I am desperately in need of your assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.
SOURCE OF MONEY: During a rescue operation, some amounts in various currencies which was concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces was discovered and it was agreed by all party present that the money Be shared amongst us. This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what, no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole. The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid and asked that the package be handed over family. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up and hold in your care pen
these Nigerians are really dumb and dumber are those who fall for it...here is another deluxe elephant dung size scam
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ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
GOOD DAY:
We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction
with some relevant security Agencies here in the United states of America and
in the word have been recently informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), regards to your over-due contract payment which
was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly. It might interest you to know
that we have taken our time, screening through this contract payment
notification as stipulated on our protocol of operation, and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and legal with due
process of law.
We were made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from
OHIO and another person named as Mr. Michael Wachovia who reside in Missouri
as well had already contacted the bank (CBN) and presented to them some
needed documentations evidencing your claims alleged to have been signed
personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at
US$35,000,000.00 (thirty five million united states dollars).The CBN demanded
an urgent information from you if you have authorized these people listed
above to claim your funds on your behalf. A general notification is being
reached to all citizens of the world to be careful of whom they deal with so
as to protect them from fraud or scams. We are instructing you personally,
that if you were and have been dealing with anybody or office claiming to be
from the Central Bank of Nigeria, or any commercial banks in Nigeria or any
part of the world, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them
and contact the real Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) below only with your full
information, so that the bank will STOP further transfer to them.
The CBN informed us that they make use of any of these below two option in
transferring of funds, which you are advised to choose from any of these
option listed below. Either via bank to bank wire or via ATM card delivery.
TWO OPTION OF PAYMENT LISTED BELOW
1) VIA BANK TO BANK WIRE NEEDED INFORMATION
Full name
Bank name:
Name of bank
Account number:
Routing number:
Phone number:
Address:
Note if you are insecure of providing your full banking information you can as
well choose option (2) which is via ATM card delivery. But we are assuring
you, that your information is secured with us.
2) OPTION TWO VIA ATM CARD DELIVERY NEEDED INFORMATION
Your full name:
Address:
Phone number:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:
You are to confirm to the office of CBN remittance department payment office
immediately with your full information as stated above in other to enable the
bank to re-confirm your information and proceed with your payment accordingly.
Below are the listed information of the Central Bank of Nigeria and their
phone number, we will advise you to contact them immediately with your
information for transfer schedule.
NAME: SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI (CBN GOVERNOR)
JOHN KINGSLEY (FINANCIAL SECRETARY)
Any Information that do not come from the above official email address, phone
number and payment code of the CBN should be disregarded accordingly for
security reasons. You are advised to contact the bank (CBN) immediately with
this email address above. Should in case you need any more information
regarding your fund, update us for advise from FBI.
Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:19 pm
puk
A Winner is me!
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Posts: 2140
Location: Southampton, UK
I thought the FBI had an Assistant Director not an Executive Director
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:26 am
_Master_
A Winner is me!
Joined: Jun 18, 2009
Posts: 1711
todays fresh turd produce
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Google 10th Anniversary Awards Center, info@mail.com
Reply-To: googleteam@diplomatic-online.co.uk
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 2:24 AM
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS FROM GOOGLE
To:
Google 10th Anniversary Awards Center,
London W1U 4RY, United Kingdom.
Tel:44-87 12456-268
We are pleased to inform you that your email address has won an Award
in the Google 10 Years Anniversary Awards as organized by Google Inc.,
held on MARCH 25TH ,2010. in London, United Kingdom. Google Inc.
randomly selected 20 email addresses through a computer ballot system
to receive an award of Five Hundred Thousand Great British
Pounds(500,000.00) each as a part of their for-profit philanthropic
wing (GOOGLE.ORG) promotion. Awards MUST be claimed by the email owner
ONLY, not later than 4 weeks from the day of notification.
Award Reference code: GOOGLE568A2010
File number: G245
Send your complete personal information with your Award
Ref. and File no. to
us to enable us process your claim
1. Full name: ...............................................
2. Country: ................................................
3. Contact Address: .................................
4. Mobile no/Fax no: ..............................
5. Marital Status: ......................................
6. Occupation: ..........................................
7. Sex: ........................................................
8. Age: .......................................................
9.. Email:.....................................................
10 Amount won……………………..
Director of Operations: Dr. Frank Moore
E-Mail:googleteam@diplomatic-online.co.uk
Tel: +44-87 12456-268
Please do not reply if you are NOT the owner of this email address.
Congratulations ONCE MORE
Sincerely Yours,
Google Management
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After 10 years of establishment, Google Inc is worth over 23 Billion
US Dollars with over 20,000 workers worldwide making it the best and
most successful online search engine in the world.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:40 am
Dick_In_Your_Ass
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Joined: Jul 03, 2009
Posts: 957
Location: iCarly Studio
LMAO.master who forwards you with that crap?
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:43 am
puk
A Winner is me!
Joined: Jun 23, 2008
Posts: 2140
Location: Southampton, UK
For arguments sake, lets say something happened where this site had to presented in court (mentioned a crime you committed, posted illegal content, hacked into the site) can you believe how embarrassing it would be in court for some of the people.
Prosecutor: You are the moderator on the VGS forums, whereby you go by the name Suislide, correct?
Suisldie: Yes
Prosecuter: Do you see the person who goes by the name of 'Dick In Your Ass'?
Suislide: Yes
Prosecutor: Could you point him out for the court
Suislide: *point*
Dick In Your Ass: *blush*
Prosecutor: *Looks at the Jury*
Public Defendant: *Whispers in Dick in Your Ass's ear * I advise we take the deal
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