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Happy new year(its only 23:33 here)anyway what new exciting realeases are still to come.?
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:40 pm
Pogma9
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MY GINORMOUS COCK WILL UNLEASH AN AVALANCHE OF BALL SPUNK THAT WILL GUSH DOWN YOUR OESOPHAGUS AND RESIDE IN YOUR STOMACH UNTIL YOUR MONTHLY STOMACH PUMPING SESSION COCKSUCKER.
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, LISTEN TO ME, FOCUS ON ME, ME, ME.....I WANT THE BALL JIZZ OF MONTOYA THE SPANISH MATADOR TO CONSUME MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND ALSO MASSAGE HIS BALL OILS INTO MY WAXED TUMMY AND SHAVED RECTUM.
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:55 am
craterface
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soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
so cool
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:39 pm
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My new year's resolution is to turn Jupiter into a new sun.
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:49 am
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wow!! so strange....i was actually thinking about jupiter and the sun a couple of days back.
i was doing a thought experiment, where in the future the sun goes supernova and then in a big burst explodes jus like my hot cum on your pretty mamma's face.
in the aftermath jupiter accumulates the extra mass/debris from the nova being the largest planet and thus begins the collapse under its own gravity and starts the star formation process.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:41 pm
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I too was thinking about Jupiter yesterday as it was the answer to one of the questions on Jeopordy
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:38 am
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some women have such jupiter asses, like mihais mom. If you go near her you will be pulled towards the ass crack only by the sheer gravitational power of the jupita-ass, there is no escape according to physics
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:12 pm
puk
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_Master_ wrote:
some women have such jupiter asses, like mihais mom. If you go near her you will be pulled towards the ass crack only by the sheer gravitational power of the jupita-ass, there is no escape according to physics
They should have google translate options to go from unfunny to funny. Sort of like this
What _Master_ Should've Said wrote:
Some women, like mihais mom, have such jupiter asses that if you go near them, through sheer gravity, one will be sucked in towards the crack. In quantum physics lingo this is called the Jupit-ass effect, or more casually as the Cass Elliot phenomenon.
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:25 pm
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craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
so cool
then went outside to drink.
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:15 pm
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craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
From what did you conclude that I celebrated new years eve behind a computer? And if I did, what would it be to you?
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:19 am
_Master_
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puk wrote:
They should have google translate options to go from unfunny to funny. Sort of like this
What _Master_ Should've Said wrote:
Some women, like mihais mom, have such jupiter asses that if you go near them, through sheer gravity, one will be sucked in towards the crack. In quantum physics lingo this is called the Jupit-ass effect, or more casually as the Cass Elliot phenomenon.
sounds geeky now...i see why you find it funny.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:19 pm
craterface
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berzerker wrote:
craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
From what did you conclude that I celebrated new years eve behind a computer? And if I did, what would it be to you?
just a hunch..:)[/url]
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:20 pm
craterface
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berzerker wrote:
craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
From what did you conclude that I celebrated new years eve behind a computer? And if I did, what would it be to you?
just a hunch..;)
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:37 pm
berzerker
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craterface wrote:
berzerker wrote:
craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
From what did you conclude that I celebrated new years eve behind a computer? And if I did, what would it be to you?
just a hunch..;)
Don't present it as a fact then please.
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:54 pm
craterface
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berzerker wrote:
craterface wrote:
berzerker wrote:
craterface wrote:
soo you two (and berzerker) celebrated new years eve in a chair behind a monitor..
From what did you conclude that I celebrated new years eve behind a computer? And if I did, what would it be to you?
oookay, then let's say among all the beers and boobs there was also free internet on the party where you clinked your glasses.
in that case HNY to you also.
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:57 pm
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craterface wrote:
http://www.videogamessuck.com/ftopic869.html
oookay, then let's say among all the beers and boobs there was also free internet on the party where you clinked your glasses.
in that case HNY to you also.
'switching on the PC sometime on new years day' equals 'celebrating new years eve behind a monitor'?
But I admit there were no beers and only 2 boobs on my 'party'.
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