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| Boiling Point: Road to Hell | | Posted on Monday, May 23 @ 21:42:04 EDT by Suislide |  What a fucking turd burger of a game. Who the hell made this garbage? My god talk about fucking awful this could take the fucking cake... hell the bakery for the worst game ever made.
Graphics: Oh my god.... this game looks like someone fucking shot 1998 into my eyes. This game looks so awful i dont even know how i can explain it. Some of the models are ok but everything else looks like pure ass. The textures EVERYWHERE are low res and every single fucking room is boxy as hell. This game boasts about a seamlesss world with no loading points... i wonder why because this game looks like someone fired a shitstain on my screen. Infact its so bad that shit dissapears right in front of you. There was a guy walking down the street and for the hell of it i shot at him and blam! He dissapeared... someone was still shooting me but the fucking models wasn't on the screen. Talk about sweet fucking graphics! They are so awesome they dissapear! Worst of all is the fuckings character models. Oh my god when they talk its completley retarded. The fucking facial animations are messed up so when they talk it looks like a retard is trying to take a bite out of your shoulder. This game just looks so incredibly thats its ridiculous. Although fucking John Romero would say it looks awesome because he is the master of all things awful COUGH DIAKANTA COUGH.
Sound: Oh god you already know that it blows ass just from looking at the title of the game. The gunshots sound like someone is smacking an animal penis against a microphone. The car has one fucking sound that plays over and over again as it raises each gear so it sounds awful. The voice acting is the worst. Everyone fucking mexican in this game says gringo because OF COURSE they all say fucking gringo... not only that they all have alcohol on them.. why the fuck? The dialouge is pure shit and worst of all is you cant skip past any of it. Your character sounds like Ben Stein after he snorted some muscle relaxants. Also the fucking enviornmental sounds are messed up so i cant hear the people talking unless i turn and around and not face the guy. What an amazing piece of garbage.
Gameplay: Pure and utter shit just like the rest of the game. Its a first person game in the middle of some mexican city. You are going around doing missions.. whats gay is you need to sleep and drink sometimes. LAME. I dont want to fucking play real life... im not playing a game so i can sleep. Im playing a game to beat ass. So you do these lame ass missions and buy some lame ass guns and kill some lame ass people to continue on in this awful game. The AI in this game is pure shit. Cars will fucking crash into walls for no reason. Seriously they will go down a street and all the sudden just turn, crash, and get stuck in a building. Also drivng fucking sucks ass. I start off with a piece of shit brown rusted ass car.. and man... this thing can drive over anything in the forest... nothing can stop it! The gameplay, the characters, the weapons are awful. The only thing it has going for it is the deus ex style inventory which doesnt matter because this game sucks the left.
Story: You daughter wrote some lame ass news paper article about a big mob boss. Next thing you know she is kidnapped WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? Way to go bitch now you are going to get raped by abunch of dirty mexicans because you have the intelligence of a jolly rancher wrapper. Then her dad comes, you, and you find out where she went. OOO OH MY GOD BORING. Maybe if your daughter wasnt such a fuck up you wouldn't be in that situation.
Pure fucking garbage .5/10
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by PumpActionHero on Tuesday, May 24 @ 05:47:20 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | roflmao
Dude, I gotta say that I absolutely love your reviews, I swear I almost died laghing they are so funny and im drunk so you know im telling the truth...
even tho ive never played this game your euphamisms are outstanding, you should be a writer for a magazine, no shit seriously you would be makeinbg bank right now
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by Ny24 on Tuesday, May 24 @ 10:11:04 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | NO, don't write for a fucking magasin, they all suck! Your're a gift to the net. The 5 out of 10 is also gift, why did you do that fuck? |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by fuhrer (virginsonly@letom.com) on Wednesday, May 25 @ 01:43:50 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | A game about mexicans, what has the world come to. I'm sick of all these fuckin gay rpgs, when the hell is another HL2 gonna come out dammit. |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by fuhrer (virginsonly@letom.com) on Thursday, May 26 @ 18:08:14 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | Lurn 2 think so u dont hav 2 consintrait on spelllin'. |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Saturday, May 28 @ 12:16:17 EDT | | Fuck video games, grab a shotgun and go and shoot some stupid cunt in the snatch. |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 31 @ 15:23:58 EDT | | i agree. i spend £32 on this. what a waist of money! |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 07 @ 10:36:07 EDT | | this game is for console trailer living fags who fucks there sisters thats why there be part 2 of this game we should all get together and blow up all the trailer parks whos with me? |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by ZER0 on Tuesday, June 14 @ 00:15:18 EDT
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This game honestly sucks the mangy minge of a crack whore.
Shakespear 1660 |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14 @ 08:12:20 EDT | | this game is for console trailer homos that fucks there moms up the ass you dumb fags go and kill your selfs. |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by uanidiot on Thursday, June 16 @ 15:12:14 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | u all are only a mass of idiot ffs lover, u dunno what is freedom and variety in a game, this game has a lot of bug but the concept is great and i'm glad that this game isn't another HL clone.. or doom clone, or quake clone...... if u feel better playing those boring game.................. bah teens -.-' |
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Re: Boiling Point: Road to Hell (Score: 1)
by flaming_ass_packet on Monday, June 20 @ 14:38:33 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | oh just shut the fuck up... the game sucks ass and coughs up corn... the pile of shit crashed to my desktop after i was caught/killed *driving by* a restricted gate. how fucking gay is that, i didnt even wanna fucking go in. one thing i do like about the game thoe is is stealing poor peoples cars and doing other things to less fortunate people all because *my* daughter is stupid enough to plop her pink wet little twat down in that country and expect not to be kidnapped and fucked through every orafice in her tiny little body.
the game is a fucking rippoff of driver2 which in my opinion was lame for not having a fucking weapon/targeting system put on the character. |
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