What a fucking turd burger of a game. Who the hell made this garbage? My god talk about fucking awful this could take the fucking cake... hell the bakery for the worst game ever made.
Graphics: Oh my god.... this game looks like someone fucking shot 1998 into my eyes. This game looks so awful i dont even know how i can explain it. Some of the models are ok but everything else looks like pure ass. The textures EVERYWHERE are low res and every single fucking room is boxy as hell. This game boasts about a seamlesss world with no loading points... i wonder why because this game looks like someone fired a shitstain on my screen. Infact its so bad that shit dissapears right in front of you. There was a guy walking down the street and for the hell of it i shot at him and blam! He dissapeared... someone was still shooting me but the fucking models wasn't on the screen. Talk about sweet fucking graphics! They are so awesome they dissapear! Worst of all is the fuckings character models. Oh my god when they talk its completley retarded. The fucking facial animations are messed up so when they talk it looks like a retard is trying to take a bite out of your shoulder. This game just looks so incredibly thats its ridiculous. Although fucking John Romero would say it looks awesome because he is the master of all things awful COUGH DIAKANTA COUGH.
Sound: Oh god you already know that it blows ass just from looking at the title of the game. The gunshots sound like someone is smacking an animal penis against a microphone. The car has one fucking sound that plays over and over again as it raises each gear so it sounds awful. The voice acting is the worst. Everyone fucking mexican in this game says gringo because OF COURSE they all say fucking gringo... not only that they all have alcohol on them.. why the fuck? The dialouge is pure shit and worst of all is you cant skip past any of it. Your character sounds like Ben Stein after he snorted some muscle relaxants. Also the fucking enviornmental sounds are messed up so i cant hear the people talking unless i turn and around and not face the guy. What an amazing piece of garbage.
Gameplay: Pure and utter shit just like the rest of the game. Its a first person game in the middle of some mexican city. You are going around doing missions.. whats gay is you need to sleep and drink sometimes. LAME. I dont want to fucking play real life... im not playing a game so i can sleep. Im playing a game to beat ass. So you do these lame ass missions and buy some lame ass guns and kill some lame ass people to continue on in this awful game. The AI in this game is pure shit. Cars will fucking crash into walls for no reason. Seriously they will go down a street and all the sudden just turn, crash, and get stuck in a building. Also drivng fucking sucks ass. I start off with a piece of shit brown rusted ass car.. and man... this thing can drive over anything in the forest... nothing can stop it! The gameplay, the characters, the weapons are awful. The only thing it has going for it is the deus ex style inventory which doesnt matter because this game sucks the left.
Story: You daughter wrote some lame ass news paper article about a big mob boss. Next thing you know she is kidnapped WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? Way to go bitch now you are going to get raped by abunch of dirty mexicans because you have the intelligence of a jolly rancher wrapper. Then her dad comes, you, and you find out where she went. OOO OH MY GOD BORING. Maybe if your daughter wasnt such a fuck up you wouldn't be in that situation.
Pure fucking garbage .5/10
