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Some aspects of the game are likable, like the infra red bombing on the chopper. also the flashback mission to russia was quite nice too. the rest nothing brilliant or memorable, except that i have a good memory in general...graphics are nice on some levels and ok in others. i would have wanted more levels in the middle east. obviously to tear the intestines of those terrorist pigs. anyways gameplay wise nothing new here...but not displeasing.
2. Mirrors Edge
i was expecting a shit girly game, but i was i was pleasantly surprised. this game breaths some fresh air in the shitty poop pit of current games. the gameplay is totally different and very enjoyable. in fact its quite addictive. the only drawback is poor combat mechanics and pathetic checkpoint restart in case you die. But still, despite wanting to give the best torture treatment money can buy for those devs who fucked up the above, it did not deter me to complete the game. hey did i tell you it was addictive? in addition to the gameplay another fresh approach is to the graphics component. levels are extremely artistically done. if your a person of hi taste like me, then you will definitely enjoy the game. but if your a moron which i am betting you most likely are, you will totally miss the point. better stuff your dirty tar-tar infested mouth with a couple of cheap mac burgers and you should be happy thru out the day you fat pig.
anyways getting back, mechanics is all about running and jumping and thats give you a sense of freedom. and there are some variation on how you run jump duck that add to the mechanics. as you proceed in the game you have think where to jump so that you can reach a particular point. its quite possible you may not be able to complete the level because of your limited intelligence. but fear not! as you must seek out masta leep's advice.
story wise nothing great, but i dont think it was aimed to win a booker prize, but def could have been better. the 2d cut scenes are pretty amateur like. they could have used the in game rendering engine instead which is amazing. the character look dam nice. eg that training chick looks pretty hot. the engine is unreal engine 3 and is modified. it uses Illuminate Labs Beast lighting which is responsible for those almost photo realistic lighting effects. no texture poopin like ut3
i finished the game and i was like shit, its over now what do i do?.....
3. left4 dead
....and so after reading sushi-slides advice i installed this game. and that was the biggest mistake of my life. let me frankly tell you.... this game is a piece of fucking dog shit mixed with cow dung and rat droppings with a lil bit of seasoned bird shit granules mixed with bulky beef patty like elephant shit chunks...all thrown in and blended with perfection.
it has shit graphics, shit levels and and shit zombies. its all shit 100%. all that happens in this fucking digital shit is this...
I. you move around
II. some zombies come at you
III. you shoot
IV. goto 1
if you are a person lacking basic human imagination or personality this digital poop is the best for you.
4. deus ex nameless mod
after 20 mins of playing left in turds.....i immediately uninstalled it cleaned my pc, installed deus ex nameless mod.......well i am a bit tired now with all the typing, so i will continue it at a later point. its time for some meditation.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:09 am
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And here i thought this master guy was a shithead.
I agree with the left 4 dead rant. It's a fun little mod you play for maybe 2 days before never thinking about it again. That whole "Director AI" bullshit doesn't cut it, it's too repetitive and simple.
Oh and although i didn't finish mirror's edge because i saw no point, the game looked fucking wonderful. Fuck crysis with their fancy graphics, mirror's edge took things in a different direction using something as simple as color contrasts. But god damn, was the game pointless. I mean, the story and the way you fought the enemies. I'm sure we'll see a sequel and actually have something to do in it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:30 am
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Alez wrote:
And here i thought this master guy was a shithead.
I'm a bit surprised too. He still sounds and acts like the captn though, so after 600 posts or so he will get himself banned. M0nkey might as well ban him right now.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:28 am
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First of all, if you're the captain, just admit it, a lot of us feel really bad u got banned b/c it was a misunderstanding.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:31 am
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COD4 I thought was a great game, but obviously with no replay value. I really liked the intensity in the game.
Mirrors edge I've heard a lot of bad things about, but at the end of the day, how do you build a game around jumping?
Left 4 Dead was a response to all the people who are furious over the fact that consoles don't have proper split screen games with bots.
Haven't played the Nameless Mod, but it's probably meant for older gamers like myself who want better story/gameplay at the cost of shitty graphics.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:08 pm
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puk wrote:
First of all, if you're the captain, just admit it, a lot of us feel really bad u got banned b/c it was a misunderstanding.
He's NOT the captain... he really is the Master. I've been his disciple for 2 and a half years and I invited him to join the forum to enlighten the other members too. Watch out though, his presence is so powerful that some of you may become enlightened in an instant, and such an unnatural thing can only make you mad.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:24 pm
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puk wrote:
First of all, if you're the captain, just admit it, a lot of us feel really bad u got banned b/c it was a misunderstanding.
Actually just puk does. The rest of us don't give a flying fuck.
Anyway, i just noticed this topic is RECENTLY PLAYED. As opposed to currently playing. There is no point to split shit up like this.
Fuck it, i propose "played 5 minutes ago" topic or "almost played but then i had to take a shit and when i came back i forgot" topic.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:36 pm
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Alez wrote:
puk wrote:
First of all, if you're the captain, just admit it, a lot of us feel really bad u got banned b/c it was a misunderstanding.
Actually just puk does. The rest of us don't give a flying fuck.
Anyway, i just noticed this topic is RECENTLY PLAYED. As opposed to currently playing. There is no point to split shit up like this.
Fuck it, i propose "played 5 minutes ago" topic or "almost played but then i had to take a shit and when i came back i forgot" topic.
Mirrors edge I've heard a lot of bad things about, but at the end of the day, how do you build a game around jumping?
well you have to play the game to realize how they made it possible. see people are not so open minded as you think they are. give them new gameplay they resist it. grab a copy to find out which one you are.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:52 pm
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_Master_ wrote:
4. deus ex nameless mod
ok so sometimes suislides advice can be a hit too as it is in this case. this mod is really nice, although its not like deus ex, but very playable and enjoyable too. content wise its HUGE...like 2.5x deus ex. so you can spend a week playing it, exploring the levels. in my first shot i got to 3 endings. but there are actually 5. one of the endings requires you to trigger 3/5 things in the game, which can only be done if your explore thoroughly. music could have been better, but i am not complaining. but yeah some polish on the content could have been better. but its a totally free mod and there has not be any mod like this, so cant really complain when folks make it out of love .
so the story is about virtual reality where you are a member of a forum, just like this. admins are invincible and it so happens one of the admins gets kidnapped! your the hero (as you are in real life) to find this missing admin because in your forum city things are hard to keep in check with one admin missing. doesnt sound too captivating right? well tell you what ignore what i said and just do ahead and play this mod, its a total blast! in fact i dontated $15 after i completed the game. btw you would need to have a copy of deus ex to play this mod.
You guys seemed to miss that the point of L4D is all about the versus
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:50 pm
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_Master_ wrote:
puk wrote:
Mirrors edge I've heard a lot of bad things about, but at the end of the day, how do you build a game around jumping?
well you have to play the game to realize how they made it possible. see people are not so open minded as you think they are. give them new gameplay they resist it. grab a copy to find out which one you are.
But can't I just complain about it without actually playing it?
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:51 pm
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Suislide wrote:
You guys seemed to miss that the point of L4D is all about the versus
I'll be honest with you, I have the memory of a goldfish.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:26 pm
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Yeah but the versus thing sucks cock. Compared to team fortress ONE it's simple and small as fuck.
Master, my own opinion is that the evidence on that video is a bit blurry, but I am just a disciple. In your infinite wisdom, I know that you must have seen some truth in it. I bow down before you master Leep!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:02 pm
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mihai_alexandru73 wrote:
Master, my own opinion is that the evidence on that video is a bit blurry, but I am just a disciple. In your infinite wisdom, I know that you must have seen some truth in it. I bow down before you master Leep!
well you can goto ESA website and download that img and use photoshop. do you know photoshop? my wisdom says you probably do. anyways have a nice day.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:33 am
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ok its been a long time since i played some. recently i have played these 2 adventure games and i am really liking adventure games.
1. Nikopol: Secrets of the Immortals
A short game costing $20 that can be finished in 1 or 2 days depending upon your intelligence level. > 2 days, then your a dull person. nice gfx, sound, music and voice acting. The puzzles are fun and innovative.
on the downside its short and the storyline could have been improved.
2. Memento Mori
This cost me around $30, and i never buy games more than $20, so an exception to the rule, because i felt i woudint be cheated.
wow this game is cool and long. it has 3 different endings. i read 8 somewhere. anyways i got a good ending.
the gfx are good, music is Ok. some parts the music is fine and in other parts is stupid. the same classical piano shit. pianos are so outdated. the voice acting in not bad. actually its fine.
the puzzles are not very hard to solve, but there are 2 puzzles that are kind of hard. but i cracked them anyways cause i am a smart person. no i am a very smart person. no i am the smartest person!! ok ?
what i dont like about the game is the way interface works. first of all you need to use both right and left mouse click on objects, since they give different actions. because it was not mentioned anywhere, i got stuck in the starting and i admit is searched the net to find out you need to use both buttons. i guess i am new to this adventure point and click stuff.
also when you point and click sometimes the camera can miss out some parts in the scene and you need to move around in the corners to reveal it and that can be quite irritating.
also when you click on some objects a short animation plays in the scene itself. but sometimes i dont need to see that animation, i just want to trigger the result of clicking on the object. so these are some of the minor pita's.
but it was fun and i am looking fwd to playing more adventure games. man they make fps experience feel like shit.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:25 am
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_Master_ wrote:
i am looking fwd to playing more adventure games. man they make fps experience feel like shit.
I concur. I can play adventures hours on end but FPS' bore me within 30 minutes. Pity there are so few modern adventures games out there, I will check out the ones you mentioned.
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