Video Games Suck  
  Create an account
  
Menu
· Home
· Article Archive
· Downloads
· Forums
· Private Messages
· Screenshots
· Search
· Submit a Review
· Surveys
· Top 10
· Your Account
Login
Nickname

Password

Security Code: Security Code
Type Security Code

Don't have an account yet? You can create one. As a registered user you have some advantages like theme manager, comments configuration and post comments with your name.
Online
161 guest(s) and
0 member(s)

You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here
VideoGamesSuck.com :: View topic - Black Shark (flight sim)
Login Register Forum FAQ Memberlist Search

VideoGamesSuck.com Forum Index -> Video Games Suck -> Black Shark (flight sim)
Post new topic  Reply to topic
Black Shark (flight sim)
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:54 am Reply with quote
berzerker
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Nov 01, 2006
Posts: 2350




Any flight sim fans here? I'm not but I read about DCS: Black Shark, which is supposed to be a really hardcore flight sim.

A quote from usenet:
Quote:
Blackshark is as hardcore as they come and the learning curve is steep. There is an arcade mode for noobs too though. Needs a beefy PC and the one negative side of it is that it comes with DRM too.

It seems to have a 52 page quickstart guide icon_cheers.gif and a 380 page manual so no consolitis there!
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:45 am Reply with quote
captnPugwash_halabalobale
Banned
 
Joined: Apr 26, 2007
Posts: 670
Location: AfghanWarriorsClub (AWC)




yeah it seems bit excessive, but business. i m sure many in the aviation schools, industry, enthusiasts will find it very exciting.

thinking in the same lines, i would like to have a real sex life simulation. basically you go about fucking a fuck-a-plenty of women, sluts, mature sluts..etc etc, but how you get to meet them..etc are different rpg paths. and it should be all very realistic and real. no no not gta here. something thrilling like max payne fps, but you also get to score some side action. perhaps a device like a cushion condom with an usb interface could be placed on the tool for additional realism. call it Max Pleasure(tm). God i am so full of fuckin great ideas, somebody stop me pleeeease!
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:06 pm Reply with quote
puk
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Jun 23, 2008
Posts: 2140
Location: Southampton, UK




captnPugwash_halabalobale wrote:
...a real sex life simulation...something thrilling like max payne...


Imagine you go into impact mode, leap across a doorway, take out a bunch of fat ugly chix with your SMG, then land on top of the hot tied up chic, and bang her missionary style.

The whole backdrop could be your wife has hit menopause and isn't interested in sex, so you go nuts with rage and try to find her and her minion of ugly women, and then you have to kill her so you don't have to settle for palimony when you inevitably have to divorce her to marry another hot chic.
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:43 pm Reply with quote
berzerker
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Nov 01, 2006
Posts: 2350




captnPugwash_halabalobale wrote:
thinking in the same lines, i would like to have a real sex life simulation


This could work on consoles, and particularly the Wii. The balance board should be able to figure out if you make the right movements, or you could emulate them with the normal Wii controller. Dedicated hardware would suck icon_cheers.gif
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:09 pm Reply with quote
puk
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Jun 23, 2008
Posts: 2140
Location: Southampton, UK




I could totally see Nintendo trying to market this. Maybe having Wii Fuck, and then the shitty commercial has fantasies of bringing the family together, and then you see grandma playing it, and couples, ironically, having sex with the computer, as opposed with eachother.

What's the deal with Wii Fit? You can't go outside and run? You have to do virtual hoola hoops in front of your TV? They should have Wii Kids, so you can play with virtual kids as opposed to your own kids.
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:45 am Reply with quote
berzerker
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Nov 01, 2006
Posts: 2350




puk wrote:
They should have Wii Kids, so you can play with virtual kids as opposed to your own kids.

That's basically the Sims, isn't it?
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:31 am Reply with quote
puk
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Jun 23, 2008
Posts: 2140
Location: Southampton, UK




berzerker wrote:
puk wrote:
They should have Wii Kids, so you can play with virtual kids as opposed to your own kids.

That's basically the Sims, isn't it?

But think of it, instead of patting your kid over the head, you can pat a Wiikid via the Wiimote. Then you can use the Wiimote to highlight what movie you'd like to purchase from the WiiTunes store, and you could watch it with your WiiKids (tell your real kids to go to bed so as to not ruin what little time you have with your WiiKids)
View users profile Send private message
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:29 pm Reply with quote
berzerker
A Winner is me!
A Winner is me!
 
Joined: Nov 01, 2006
Posts: 2350




To get an idea about the level of detail in such games take a look at this video about the A10 Warthog by the same developer. It shows how to get the A10 ready for takeoff.
View users profile Send private message
Black Shark (flight sim)
  VideoGamesSuck.com Forum Index -> Video Games Suck
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
All times are GMT - 5 Hours  
Page 1 of 1  

  
  
 Post new topic  Reply to topic  
Video Games Screenshots Movies Images Reviews News New Video Game Sucks VGS Online
Logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owner. Comments are property of their posters, the rest is ©VGS
Page Generation: 0.072 Seconds