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Another terrible submitted review
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:52 pm Reply with quote
Suislide
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Another shitty FPS, whats new. Another one of those wannabe game designers just couldnt stick to their masturbation and had to go and do a crime to humanity. This game is shit.

Graphics: Honestly, the graphics look like the creators cummed on the screen and decided it was better than anything they could design. The aliens look like fat retarted kids during halloween. The levels look like something that some kid with the mental capacity of a gerbil would create. This was a piece of shit. I felt the need put the monitor in a toaster when I saw the bull crap.

Sound: The sound is constant bullshit zoOING randomly. Its like torturing a mentally retarted cat giving birth. The guns sound worse than San Andreas's gun sounds. Like taking a finger nail off a woman and rubbing it against a chalk board. I felt like taking a stake and popping my ear drums with it for a bit. The bots had the intelligence of the dead rat under my refridgerator.

Gameplay: The shittiest part of the whole game. Theres no crouch, and now actual aim, you cant look up or down, you just turn sideways and aim. The bots had the intelligence of the dead rat under my refridgerator.

Story: Theres no fucking story. Its just some retarted aliens from "Mars Attacks" on this fucking ship killing other aliens.

Overall I give this a 2/10, complete, bullshit.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:52 pm Reply with quote
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I dunno man, it looks like you're improving a bit. But yeah, keep practicing.
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