Breed a fucking turd out of my anus. This game sucks shit. Why would anyone put any development into a game they know is going to be complete donkey vagina.
Graphics: The graphics in this game look like they are from 4 years ago. The character, models, and vehicle models are are blocky as hell. They are chunky as a big fat man who just got smashed in a trashed compactor. They are just so terrible you will be like why in the hell did they put any effort in it at all. Oh wait they didnt. Not to the mention the skins are fucking blurry on everything. Basically it looks like shit. Also the enviorments look ok, but they are mostly just shitty gay hills with some enemy bases that look like big gray boxes of old man pubic hair. Even the pixel shaded water doesnt look that good. Overall this game looks like anus.
Sound: The sound is boring as hell. Of course for the 5 seconds of music that is in this game they had to use shitty as techo. WTF NO ONE LIKES TECHNO. OH YEAH A REPEAT OF THE SAME SOUND 500 TIMES UNTIL I GET A SEIZURE AND MY TITS EXPLODE WITH CUM. GREAT MUSIC. Every other sounds in the game, weapons etc all sound just plain boring average sounds. The voice acting although is exceptionally shitty. ITs like they were trying to, like they accomplished something by having the worst voice acting known to man.
Gameplay: Gameplay is basically you have a waypoint or an objective and you accomplish it. Then you shoot stupid ass looking green aliens who have lasers. CREATIVE. DONT THINK TOO HARD DEVELOPS WE MIGHT NOT WANT SOMETHING WE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE YOU SLOPPY CUNTS. There is also vehicles which are kind of boring. They go forward and shoot stuff. Nothing cool about them. Also the AI blows a massive dick, your team is completley fucking stupid. They just stand there and get shot while you do all the firing. So its ok shooting but all the other cunt in this game just drags it down.
One thing that pissed me off was that this guy was they called the damn minigun... WAIT GET THIS.... its so cool.. IT WAS CALLED THE UBERGUN. Who the fuck calls it the UBERGUN. Fuck you game devs this game sucks. Oh and one other thing, when i got this dune buggy vehicle i was driving it over a bridge and i wanted to get out. SO i press action and blam I FALL THROUGH THE LEVEL. Great game, you fall through the fucking level if you get of a vehicle on a bridge. Great job on this one you vaginas.
Story: I dont know at all, this game probably sucks too much to have a story. ALl i know is your are these engineered guys and you go in and shoot stuff. The end. Game sucks.
This game blows juicy balls 4/10
