Finally a damn game comes out after like 30 years of waiting and it doesnt suck ass! Finally! And best yet its a first person shooter!
Also here is a short clip of the amazing AI this game has to offer *cough* Awesome AI
Graphics: The graphics are fucking sexy, infact so much i blew my load all over my keyboard while playing this game. So i had a hard time moving afterwards. Either way these game is fucking good looking with rendering huge ass beautiful looking maps. Although it does make the trees a certain distance away into 2D sprites. OH yeah those look fucking great (cough). The maps all have great skins all over and EVERYTHING is bump mappped which fucking rocks because now it all looks great. The pants and tiles, rocks, chest gear, all look like it actually has depth. The water and gas and all the other shit looks incredible. Also all the models are so damn great looking, they are smooth and dont look like the way some shit looks like in Doom 3. LIke that chick in the game, i could totally tell she had depth with her boobies and then she shot out milk into my eye and i went blind and died. Everything using pixel shaders (gas, water) looks so damn good, espically the water. The weapon models are kind of boring but thats it. This game is definatley damn good looking.
Sound: The voice acting is all average, nothing special at all, and so is the music. In fact was there music i could hardly notice because i dont give a shit anymore. All the music in games now days suck ass. The gun shots are pretty good sounding. But back to the shitty voice acting, why do all the god damn enemies have to shout stupid things like "ILL DROP YOUR ASS" OH WOW! IM SCARED NOW! Can't they make some decent fucking one-liners in a game? Like somethong along the lines of "Ill slice your penis and cook it in an oven at 375 for 20 minutes." If some guy said that i would be running. So the audio is all right.
Gameplay: This is where the game fucking shines like a cop's car lights on black guy. First it has the Havok Physics Engine whci makes everything fucking bounce and roll and shit and go all over the place so you can do all sorts of shit. This added with the vehicles you can hit a ramp blow over some guys hit a barrel have it go flying and kill 2 other guys all while spraying bullets at some cunt in a helicopter. BOOYA BITCH FUCING OWNED. So there is a pretty good selection of weapons except the aiming system is a tad fucking retarded and guys take too much to kill sometimes. I should need 20 fucking bullets to kill a guy even if he is wearing a kevlar vest or body armor. So all the game play is fun except a little bit for the shitty aiming system and one other thing. THE AI IN THIS GAME IS POOP! First of all they can see you from like 500 fucking miles away if you blow a fart hiding behind a 50 inch cemet wall. No matter how far away these guys are they can fucking see you, its complete anus. Second when you get too close to them, or you are on some stairs they dont even fire at you. They aim and look stern and dont do shit. WAY TO PROGRAM YOU CUNTS. So the gameplay is fun except for the boob AI.
Story: You are some guy, i forgot his name because its not important. You were on a vacation and someone blew up your boat so you would get involved with this shit to stop it. Of course you just SO HAPPEN to have fucking CIA training. Anyways this doctor guy helps you around the island so you can stop the spread of these aliens fags. You also meet this chick named Val who helps. What the hell kind of name is Val? That sounds like a man's name. So then you stop the aliens and beat the game. GOOD STORY (cough).
The game is fun except for the shit AI 8/10
