Hurray, its the new Prince of Persia game and its loads of fun. Except sometimes it pisses me off when I have to do the same god damn thing 500 times because i ran out of gay sand stuff.
Graphics: Yes the graphics of this game look good. The problem I had is if i put the special effects on full i get this big bullshit white cum layer all over my screen so I can't see. So i have to put it down one but whenever the camera turns certain ways it gets blurry which sucks ass. Piece of shit catalyst drivers. So yes all the models look good espically that chick that follows you, which you know your getting a blowjob from at the end of the game. All the textures and enemy models look nice, god damn theres nothing else really to say. The graphics aren't the best ever but theirs nothing wrong with them except that bullshit problem I have.
Sound: The sound all sounds good except for one thing, the damn slashing sounds. They should be louders and I want to hear their asses scream when i slash his boobie open. Also the music seems to be put in random spots. Ill be kicking abunch of guys asses then all the music decides, you know i dont feel like playing anymore. So there needs to be more damn music in this game. The voice acting is fine but something is fucked up with this EAX. It sucks ass, if i put it on he or she says something it sounds like a fucking whisper and i cant hear what the hell they are saying. Why would anyone want to use something that makes it so you cant hear shit? Other than that the sound is fine.
Gameplay: Hooray its fun and stuff. Ill run off a platform along a wall, swing on some bars, crack my head open on the wall, fall and get stab up the asshole in the pit of spikes thats on the ground for no reason. Yes you could do all sorts of weird impossible shit like run alont walls, swing a bars, jump wall to wall, swing on ropes and all sorts of shit. And they know you are going to fucking suck so they put in the sand dagger thing. So you rewind because they know your going to die 2 fucking billion times and get pissed off. You can also do other shit like freeze enemies and slow down time and other shit like that. You can also hop around like a monkey and slash enemies then jump over him and stick ur cock up his ass, then stab him with the dagger or he will get back up. Yeah so theres also lots of weird hoping moves and jumping over enemies and shit like that while fighting enemies. Its fun as hell except for one part. This stupid whore that wants you follows you wherever you go. Instead of standing in a corner the bitch hoe decides she wants to stand in the middle of a pile of enemies. Then she asks MY ass for help, if i could i would say too fucking bad, you shouldnt have ran into that pile of enemies, lesson learned.
Story: Yeah, you wanted to impress your father so you hop through shit to get the daggar thing that you carry with you the whole game. So you get it and for some reason your dad has this big jar full of sand with some dick evil guy standing around. So you put the dagger in the hour glass full of sand. Now look what you did you ass, you just killed everyone by releasing the sands of time. God what a dick. Also for some reason that chick was being held there. OOO MYSTERIOUS NOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME.
The game is fun as hell, although it pisses me off sometimes 8.5/10
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