This game is fucking terrible. This game is just so fucking bad i don't know how else to explain it. Turok should be punched the face for ever being created.
Graphics: I played this game and i am now blind. This game looks like its from fucking 3 years ago. What the hell, i swear to god it has to be using the quake 2 engine it looks so bad. Who the hell would make such a terrible looking game. Lets start with Turok, hes a brown mother fucker and has a feather in his hair. His model must have had about 10 polygons at most he looks so shitty. Oh lets not forget the low ass res skin. Infact everything in this game is low res. All the skins on everything look like someones balls in a blender. I got the pistol in the game MY GOD IT LOOKS FUCKIGN TERRIBLE. Not only can you only see the top of the model but the skin on it is the blurriest piece of shit i have ever seen in my life.
Oh the great enviorments, you are thinking they could have atleast got this right. NOPE THE FUCKING BLOW abunch of 2d fucking shurbs with diamond shaped trees. Oh how real looking the trunk of a tree has a diamond shape to it! I CAN MAKE A FUCING BETTER MODEL THAN THAT YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS. Oh lets not fucking forget that on these piece of shit models the mouths don't even move.
Sound: The sound is as bad is the rest of the game. What the hell all the fucking sounds i think have to be at like 11khz they are so fucking muffled and shit sounded. The music is terrible, its like 8 fucking seconds of music it cuts out for 2 seconds and then starts playing again. What a piece of fucking shit honestly you could have stole better sounds from a mod for a 5 year old game (HL). Oh the great fucking ambient sounds of gonnorea penis. They took a sound of a forest for like 5 fucking seconds then in the game they have the sound play 5 times at once. Thats how fucking shitty it sounds. It sucks.
Gameplay: The most retarded ass gameplay ever. Turok runs like he just fucking snorted 5 pounds of cocaine, that mother fucker flies. Then you get in the water and he swims slower than a piece of shit in my toilet. I can tell you that turd goes no where but down. For god knows why im running through a forest shooting monkeys for god knows why and shooting stuff. The loading times fucking happen every ten seconds so all the levels are fucking shorter than M0nkeys dick. Out of fucking no where i fucking flying a gay ass bird with gay ass lasers on him and missles. Where the fuck did a bird get missles and lasers from. I thought this was the fucking prehistroic age bullshit.
Last to set up the controls is the gayest fucking thing i have ever seen. Instead of picking the action and pressing the key on the keyboard you want. No you do something completley shitty. You click on the key you want select the action from a list you want it to do. How fucking dumb is that? What retarded bitch ass whore though of that stupid shit? God Acclaim hiredsome retarded ass people. Also the mouse is fucked up so it moves really slow in the middle. Normal a little far out but then you look completley up or down the mouse moves accros the fucking screen like you wouldnt fucking believe. Its fucked up and its annoying.
Story: I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this shit stained game. There was this movie except i skipped it because it was blurry as hell and the fucking sound cut out in the middle of it. So im walking through a forest finding these stupid fucking disks and hitting some shit in the face. It's incredibly gay.
This game sucks as much ass as acclaim. 1/10
