Not many adventure games now days but this one was like a cheese grater to my dick. Why does the adventure company have to suck so bad.
Gameplay:I have learned something from playing adventure games. Any adventure game in first person sucks ass. Guess what, Amenopenis Erection just so happens to be in first person and it is like they were trying to make a shitty game. Honestly who the fuck does that. Anyways the game is first person so of course ITS JUSTS FUCKING PICTURE BY PICTURE. There isn't a single animation frame at all. Also the for being pictures like look like a fat shit stain on your screen. IF YOUR GOING TO DO ABUNCH OF PICTURES FOR A GAME STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT. There is videos that look somewhat decent but those don't make up for the fucking shitty burning asshole shitdick pictures these assholes make you walk through.
Sound: Surprisingly the voice acting for the game wasn't half bad. Although everything else fucking sucked. THERE ISNT A SINGLE FUCKING AMBIENT SOUND IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT. The music was only during the gay ass cut scenes that are like 3 fucking seconds long. Fuck me, why even turn on the sound for this piece of shit. You dont hear anything until someone starts talking which doesnt seem to happen very often.
Gameplay: I basically summed this shit stank gameplay in the graphics area. You move by click on the screen and move somewhere to some bullshit area that you dont give a fuck about because this game sucks. I checked into the Hotel you start off in, got my shit then went to museum to find some whore slut bitch named Maria. Of course it has to be a fucking puzzle to find someone and for GOD SAKES I CAN HEAR HER FUCING FOOT STEPS. HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS SHIT DICK DUMBASS NOT FIND HER??!?!? Oh yeah those footsteps were the only ambient sounds in the game.
Story: Some cunt smack in a tie ressurects a mummy and you have to stop him. Nothing more nothing less. How creative is that? I mean honestly stop a fucking mummy pussy ass. Of course you don't get a gun so you have to do some puzzle bullshit to stop his ass.
For being called THE ADVENTURE COMPANY, they sure do fucking suck at adventure games. 2/10
