Finally something from THQ that doesn't suck total and complete ass!
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Graphics: The graphics are fucking great, espically the water. Buildings are all highly detailed and the enviorments are full of all sorts of shit. Dont really know what just some stupid shit so the game doesnt look bland. The water looks just plain fucking incredible! Not only did the graphics give me a boner, they made me piss pants. Somehow I ended up pissing all over my face. No slowdowns at all and i was playing it at 1156x864 with 2xAA and 8xAF. Unlike that piece of shit Halo which slowed down no matter what you did, fucking shiity ass coders.
Sound: The weapon sounds are speech all sound all right. The problems lies with the shitty fucking music that you cant hear all the fucking sounds because the music blows so much ass. I put it on 50 percent out of 100 and its still louder than everything else. Also in the third mission there was some bass shit thats made all the sounds, sound distored. THQ you piece of shit, you may have gotten the graphics right but you fucking blow ass at sound.
Graphics: The gameplay is just average and thats saying a lot for a game from THQ. God THQ sucks so fucking bad. The game controls all right and its kind of easy though. Basically you fly around and shoot stuff except theres a problem with all that. The game all controls fine except for the fucking mouse. Its either too fucking slow or too fucking slow and too fast at the same time. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?WTF!! Ill tell you how, you are a shitty fucking programmer at THQ who should be fired. So the gameplay is ok.
Story: You are some nerdy ass guy who lost his job before but now hes getting back on his feet. Supposedly his reputation was ruined and he lost his job because of a fucking misdemeanor. WHO THE FUCK LOSES THEIR JOB FROM A MISDEMEANOR!? So you can tell the main character is a loser jackass who should be cracked in the face and then have piss spit in his eyes. Oh yeah and there is some hot french slut that he used to fuck and he meets her in the game. What are the odds? Story is kind of uncreative so ill just say it fucking blows.
This game is all right and for THQ its not half bad. So ill give it a good ol 7.5/10
