Sound: Honestly, the dialog in this fucking game reminded me of a shitty B movie. The voice acting is good for Wesker and everyone else but Chris' just sounds so fucking generic and lame it hurts my ball sack. The dialog is fucking horrendous though with the ending line being Chris asked "Sometimes I ask myself whether it was all worth it" Like WHAT THE FUCK? Not only is that a cheesy piece of shit, it was worth it because if not then the whole fucking world would have died including you, you fucking idiot. There are numerous other instances such as Chris nearly in tears crying about finding Jill. Anyways, the dialog in this game was just poop. However, the gun shots sound fucking great, with the pistol being the same gun sound since the last game. But the exploding heads, explosions, mutating zombies and everything else sound fucking good and the music fits the atmosphere perfectly.

Gameplay: This is the best fucking part of the game and it's highly varied. It follows the same style as RE4 where you get all sorts of different fucking weapons and can upgrade them and make them better to kill more people. You run around shooting the fuck out of a million different types of zombies as they react to knee shots, headshots and everything all differently. Nothing like popping someones head like a fucking grape. This game has Sheva following you the whole time who actually has a gun and will fire as well. But play in COOP with a friend because Sheva has the worst fucking AI in existence. It's seriously fucking terrible. She will blow all of her fucking ammo and won't use grenades or anything. She randomly fucking falls off ledges and doesn't fucking listen sometimes. I shot in the back of her fucking head so many times I can't remember. So I just kept all the ammo for myself and shot the fuck out of zombies. There are a BILLION different types of zombies from just the normal guys, eventually they get shields and spears, and later on they are wielding weapons. However there is all sorts of big ass special enemies where you battle in a huge fucking battle not knowing when they are going to die as you run out of ammo. It's a damn fun game and provides a fucking challenge for once! A lot of the enemies are hard to kill and you have to blow the shit out of them with everything you have. The sheer variety of enemies you face in the game is just fucking quality. The Boss fights are also all unique as well ranging from having to burn the fuck out of them, to shooting them apart, or blowing them up with a fucking laser cannon. I can say though that the final fight with wesker was a fucking let down. You fight a huge fucking tentacle monster on a boat but Wesker is just guy sized and dies pretty fucking fast. Dies just like the T-1000 sadly enough. I also don't like the new gay inventory and prefer the attache case from RE4 where you could actually have some inventory management instead of 9 spaces split among you and Sheva. The stupid ass turret sequences were lame as shit too. I'm all about blowing the fuck out of people but it doesn't fit in the fucking RE game. However, the game is a fucking blast to go through different areas blowing the shit out of the constantly new challenges and new zombies you fucking face. And the gore is absolutely fucking beautiful to where it gives me a hardon. I could impale small animals on my cock right now. The game is a lot of fucking fun and is even funner when you play in coop with a friend and kick the shit out of the enemies together.

Story: The story in this game fucking blows. Wesker is fucking at it again and wants to poison the whole world. Chris Redfield wants to find Jill and surprise Wesker has her under his gay control. Then you find Wesker and stop him from spreading another retarded Virus. Like seriously? Think of something better because the basic premise is WESKER IS DOING BAD STUFF I NEED TO STOP HIM. The story is completely predictable and cliche and pretty much kills the giant boner that I had.