Slicing penis's with dual lightsabers and cutting throats = death goodness. Although wouldnt this be like Dark Forces 4?
Graphics: They look alright. Some things in this game look like a retarded persons asshole (i mean a little blocky.) They should have used a new engines those idiots either way it looks alright but the lightsabers look sexy espically when ur using force speed. This big ass fucking trail shits flying all over i cant tell what the fuck im doing. Its great.
Sound: I dont know what any of the fucking weapons sound like. Hell you dont even use them considering u have your lightsaber the whole game. But the WOOOOOSH ness of them sounds beautiful. And the screams when people die after i electricute them to death are good too.
Gameplay: Alrighty. You design a character and can look like a fucking alien or just be a human. Yeah i was a human of coruse. Those alien faggots can suck my dick. Then i chose my lightsaber and off to kick ass i was. I was fucking force jumping on people they fall down and i could stab them, i could do all sorts of fucking crazy ass moves with my saber. OR i could use grip and fucking choke someone them smash them into the ground or a wall. Or these fucking 4 stormtroopers try to step. I FUCKING BLOW THEM AWAY WITH ABUNCH OF LIGHTNING SHIT. YEAH MOTHER FUCKS WHATS UP NOW!>>!>!>. Theres a bajillion ways to kick ass and its great.
Story: Some stupid bitch is trying to steal force power from these places with this big long staff she probably uses as a masturbation tool. Luke looks like a fucking nerd with his hair parted to the side. So you have to do these missions. The story progresses until you become a jedi knight. You can be either good or evil then yeah.
This game kicks ass and i like stabbing these cunts in the face with a lightsaber. I give it a 9/10
Keywords: Star Wars, Jedi Knight 3, Jedi Academy, Screenshots
