Video Games Suck  
  Create an account
  
Menu
· Home
· Article Archive
· Downloads
· Forums
· Private Messages
· Screenshots
· Search
· Submit a Review
· Surveys
· Top 10
· Your Account
Login
Nickname

Password

Security Code: Security Code
Type Security Code

Don't have an account yet? You can create one. As a registered user you have some advantages like theme manager, comments configuration and post comments with your name.
Online
193 guest(s) and
0 member(s)

You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here
No One Lives Forever 2
Posted on Wednesday, August 20 @ 16:37:27 EDT by Suislide
FPS reviewsI never played the first one because the first mission was fucking gay. This one is better.

Graphics: They are ok, but not anything great. Who the hell uses the lithtech engine these days? Wtf were they thinking? The lithtech engine is an old piece of shit and Monolith is going to go out of business because they havent made a new engine in 500 fucking years. Idiots didnt plan ahead but thats not my problem they can fucking lick my twat hole for all i care. The point is this game doesnt look that great but its ok.

Sound: Sounds good, speech is all nicley done and there doesnt seem to be anything shitty in this catogorey so i shall move on.

Gameplay: Omg its fun, i can sneak up on someone and fucking burn them to death with a welder even though im supposed to open a lock with it. Then i fucking cut people up with swords or shoot them. I can also shoot them with phosphorus rounds which set them on fire. That is good. You can drive these snowmobiles although its shitacular. They have one speed and when you hit a jump its so fucking terrible. You seem to float over like its scripted (which it probably is). You can also gather information and level up and shit. So the gameplay is fun and i like it and stuff and i have a lot of run-on sentences.

Story: You are a sult ass whore. You sleep with everyone in the game then go home and fuck some more. Your name is Cate Archer a super slut spy who fucks anything (she even does a bird). You are a slut in H.A.R.M.S. way. Harm wants to kill you and theres more too it although i forgot. Yeah ok.

Note: There is co-op which i like because i can play it over the lan. Co-op is fun and stuff.

So i liked this game and it was good so i give it a 9/10

Related Links
· FPS reviews
· News by Suislide


Most read story in FPS reviews:
Half-Life 2

Article Rating
Average Score: 3.8
Votes: 5


Please take a second and vote for this article:

Excellent
Very Good
Good
Regular
Bad


Options

 Printer Friendly  Printer Friendly

 Send to a Friend  Send to a Friend

Threshold
  
The comments are owned by the poster. We aren't responsible for their content.

Re: No One Lives Forever 2 (Score: 1)
by Suislide on Thursday, July 01 @ 14:30:41 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message)
whoever added the shots to this game is an ass because thats CONTRACT JACK which is completley fucking different from NOLF2


[ Reply to This ]

Video Games Screenshots Movies Images Reviews News New Video Game Sucks VGS Online
Logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owner. Comments are property of their posters, the rest is ©VGS
Page Generation: 0.049 Seconds