Now there is some negatives.. such as the performance as the game runs about as fast as granny with a walker after shes hopped up on vicodin. Of course i read abunch of whining on how the game doesn't look the best.... and expect to run the game on full details with there 2 year old video card. Well guess what fuck face! IT CANT! Quit whining like a stupid pussy because a game was made that your shitty old ass card cant handle now (or anyones). Then they use stupid excuses like "well other games look blah blah and it runs it fine)" Well guess what you sloppy vagina, this game doesn't. No other game uses this many 3d sprites to render huge fucking grassy fields/plants and trees. So shut the fuck up. This game looks simply amazing and if you disagree you clearly brush your teeth with dick. The only complaints about the graphics anyone could have is the animations can sometimes be crappy and the neck part of the model looks like someone popped the head off a doll then tried to put it back on without anyone noticing. Besides soon tons of mods will come out and fix all the problems and probably keep updating the game with better looking graphics.

Sound: The sound varies throughout the game. The speech and the dialouge is all fine and sounds all fine. The best part is the clashing of the swords and the armor or shield. When you hit a guy and he screams as you put your sword through him. Take that fuck face. The music fits the game fine but gets a tad repetitive. The only other complaint is the shitty fucking enviornmental audio is garbage. A guy 5 feet away i cant fucking hear at all. Horseshit. Other than that its fine

Gameplay: Hell yeah the best fucking part of the game. First of all they added fast travel back in so i dont have to fucking run around every where like in morrowind. The fighting system is improved hugely with power attacks. I fucking charge at a guy slice him with my sword then he fucking bursts into flames while i cut him 10 times more in mid air falls to the ground and instantly turns into a fucking steak dinner. Thats how much my warrior rocks. The fighting is just so much better than in morrowind that you should kill yourself. There is tons of differnet classes not to mention you can customize your own. There is tons of different armor, weapons, and spells to shit aorund with. There is TONS of caves, ruins, oblivion gates to go and do shit around. Not to mention theres the guilds which you can join and have tons of quests to do. This game is packed with so much gameplay your mom just fisted your dog. You can join the fighters guild and kick some ass or the dark brotherhood and kill some people just because they suck. You level up by using your major skills more and can become experts or masters in them and if you didn't know this you must be gay.

The hud system is completley gay though. The hugely consoley text pisses me off and the invetory system is completley retarded which is for the people using consoles (they are retards). There is a mod though to make the text size smaller and hopefully someone comes out with a smaller hud. Also they simplified the armor sets which blows ass. The sets only consist of 5 pieces instead of 12. Who made that stupid ass decision?

Story: Some turd burglers try to kill the emperor and they succeed. Now you are left to be a super duper shit head and find the heir then protect the whole stupid useless town from OBLIVION. Everyone in the town is too stupid and useless so you are stuck doing everything. A real badass would have killed the heir and crowned himself emperor of everything. The story is ok and Martin is clearly a lover of dick.