So this game is called fahrenheit but whenver they give you a temperature in the game its in celsius... Anyways this game was supposed to be really innovative but they kind of failed completley. Most developers do because they all suck dick save a few of them. The main problem with this game... is theres really not any gameplay. Who the fuck makes a game with no gameplay?
Graphics: Of course a fucking ps2 port.. who would have thought. The awesome developers again instead of making the graphics engine based for the pc (which we all know can produce graphics about a mllion times better than sony's shitty old ass crap tastic console) and then scaling it for the ps2, the retards decide that HEY! I know we can take this game and make it look like shit! Then we can wipe this shit all over the screens of everyone who plays it on the PC. Thats right it has ps2 graphics which basically means it looks like a pile of shit. Be amazed and you fly through a world of low resolution textures and low poly models with stubby looking fingers that look as if some dumbass put their hand in a saw. I wish the saw was in the developers head though because of the shitacular garbage they made this game look like. The faces dont look too bad on the characters but thats about it. Theres tiny ass enviornments. Were talking if i shot a fucking midget with a shrink ray tiny. Tiny, PLSD's penis because he is hung like a bee. Explore your massive 200 square foot world! WOO. Of course there some use of pixel shaders as an attempt to make it look decent for the pc but you need to be fucking superman to notice them. Atleast there isnt any shitty camera angles because you can turn your camera yourself. Unlike Resident evil when the camera is buttfucking your guy. Also the animations for everything are pretty damn good but they better fucking be considering there really isnt any gameplay.
Sound: So the sound has its good parts such as good voice acting which is a surprise because ive had to listen such fucking hideous voice acting fill my ears for a long time. The only problem whoever wrote the dialouge must have been hired from some low budget horror film. The black guy acts like the typical niggy.... what a surprise...actually there is a surprise because he isnt the first to die... to bad eh. Anyways the dialouge is just so shitty at parts you will wonder why you havent already shot a nail gun in your face in attempt to die. Who the fuck writes this, a 3 year old? The music wasn't bad at parts which is another surpise..enviornmental sounds werent too bad either but nothing special or noticable.
Gameplay: A fucking game with no gameplay? You either do one of three things.... walk around then use the mouse and move it a certain way to pick up or exame some shit. You mash two buttons together really fast as you watch some shit happen in the background or you fucking play simon with your computer. Thats right you have two circles with colors on them and you have to press the button when it lights up. Thats about as though as fucking a dead chick with rigor mortis... which is tough so i guess its not like that at all.
Ok seriously whos fucking idea was it to make this game and decide to put in the least amount of gameplay possible. What the fuck is that. You dont really ever do anything in this game. Not to mention you are two busy watching the fucking circles on the screen light up to even watch the animations happen. Its basically them giving you something to do so you dont have to watch the shitty movie happen before your eyes.
Story: This game has the worst fucking story i have ever heard. Its up there with... well any fucking stupid teenager movie that all girls want to see because they are stupid. You start off murdering some guy but you were possed..... then you find out who did it from your gay priest brother. The cops are looking for you. Then you find out it has something to do with this bullshit Purple clan. The reason they chose to posses you to kill someone is because of nothing. There is no fucking reason they just wanted to have you kill someone. The purple clan is really abunch of stupid fucking mayan shamans. You heard me... mayan shamans.... what the fuck. They are after some girl who hasnt lost her virginity or some shit like that. Then out of no were you die and this Orange group brings you back to life... they want the girl as well.. but they are fucking AI from a computer. Yes thats right AI from a fucking computer is attacking Lucas (the main character). All the sudden Lucas gets fucking super powers ( from some dumb thing called CHROMA OMG SWEET NAME) where he can dodge bullets and run on the side of buildings. While the cops Carla and some other douche bag are lookign for him. New york is getting colder every day. There is a secret society of fucking trash ass bums you meet up with at the end and they tell you where to go to save the world. The story is basically a cluster fuck of garbage.
Theres no gameplay....6/10
