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| Restricted Area | | Posted on Tuesday, August 23 @ 13:25:58 EDT by M0nKeY |  Mean_MOFO writes "Oh boy, a fucking Diablo + Fallout + Tetris + shit bollocks like RPG that you just have to tell your mum to stop sucking your cock so hard cos it's grandma's turn.
Graphics: Fuck, some say that gfx look good. Well fuck those fucks all they way up their asses cos they must be gay and like it alot. Gfx looks like Diablo wannabe environment mixed with fallout and mixed with dog shit. Ya, u get some nice lightning effects, but fuck, the whole game screams low budget. And OMGF, WTF is with the enemies? Seriously, this is supposed to be futuristic game, and in here u get 3 feet orcs with fucking hammers pounding your ass, and zombies and shit. It feels that the those crack smoking developers decided to turn the game futuristic AFTER they created 80% of it. Fucking nazis.. Fuck that shit I say! Anyways, graphics blow cos the animations suck and you get the feeling that this is shit. ya there's blood everyewhere but it sucks cos it's like a giant black dildo up your ass jamming you so tightly u can't breath and it's coming out of your mouth. that's the exact feeling. And wtf is with the text? 5% of the text was on deutch (that's german for all you fucking idiots that come to this shit site). Ya, way to go u fuck ups!
Sound: OMG the sound is like the total shit that shits out of your corn hole. You get to hear the same sound clips over and over and over until your ears start bleeding and infact, you'll like it so much your ears might start dripping cum. Music is ok I guess, it's acutally ok but gets repetative.
Gameplay: Let's fucking face it. How many Fallout wannabes were spawned from all types of ghey retard companies that try to imitate it by slamming their fuckface cum dripping mouths on a post apocalyptical hoe's ass? Fuck if I know, I didn't play them cos they fucking sucked. Ya, they just had to fucking suck, cos the whole world sucks. Well guess the fuck what. Nazi fuckers from Master Creating (shit that title sucks...) created another one. So is this a good Fallout clone? Fuck nah, this ain't no Fallout clone, this is hardly a mother fucking RPG. In fact, this is more like shit grease that won't come off until your rub your fucking fingers and lose all the skin until you're left with nothing but bones and shit on it.
U get to chose from 4 characters from which 2 of them are gay rapers and 2 of them are bitches and one of those bitches is fine. She's a fucking haX0r! But she looks like a tease hoe and you keep wanna fuck her. Seriously, I wanted to fuck that Jessica bitch cos she had those tight trousers and she stood there waiting for me to slam my huge c0Xor all the way up her ass cos ya.. but fuck that, gameplay blows cos it's fucking repetative, u get to get some dumbass boring skills and put some fucking experience points a la Diablo... But man, u don't have armors and shit. nah, u get bionical parts and u just fucking exchange your arms, legs and eyes like you're some fucking lego toy. yea, totally realistic. And u get bonus from raping little girls and collecting cow shit that u must quickly put in your mouth before some big fat goon gags you.
This game is repetative, so fuck you.
Story: You're one of 4 mother fuckers, but you're gay if you chose any other character besides that fuck-calling Jessica bitch cos she's fine and she wants to suck your cock and you rape little girls and trade pokemon cards. then u go to jail where u spend your life being the toy boy.
This game gives a new meaning to a word one-dimensional. fuck you. 3.5/10"
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Re: Restricted Area (Score: 1)
by Suislide on Wednesday, August 24 @ 10:31:17 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | hmm i thought i reviewed this pile of garbage
guess not
oh yeah it deserves a 1/10 not a 3.5 |
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Re: Restricted Area (Score: 1)
by flaming_ass_packet on Monday, August 29 @ 16:16:08 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | the game was named restricted area because anybody who installs it and plays it gets the fucking ebola virus because it sucks that hard. also, some niggers come up to you who are immune to it and offer you some of their piss so you can make an antidote for it, but then your left to decide which one should i take: the nigger pissing in my mouth or a slow lingering death to where my organs liquify. most whores go for the niggers dick like a fly on shit give and manage to squeez out a few pearls in the mean time, but me, i would just fucking die like a man. its called natural selection, im fucking stoopid for buying this game and not reading about it on this site first, so i deserve to get the ebola virus from playing this peice of shit and die. i aint sucking no nigger dick, fuck that, do i look like britney spears? |
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Re: Restricted Area (Score: 1)
by Ny24 on Sunday, September 04 @ 16:20:36 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | Yeah, cool.
But its spelled "Deutsch". I know you don't give a fuck, but I just wanted to mention that. |
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