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| Psychotoxic A.k.a Gateway to Hell / the 4th Horseman | | Posted on Saturday, September 25 @ 02:04:35 EDT by M0nKeY |  kill_me2 writes "What do you get when you add a strange name + German-made = FUCKING SUCKS BULL B0LL0CKS INCLUDING WHAT SUISLIDE SUCKS ON HIS FREE TIME. Read on...
When I first saw the screenshot of the game, I was amazed! I simply HAD to get the game. 24 hours later, I FINALLY GOT IT. After a weird foreign install, it went smoothly. Some of the menus are hard to understand, and then I found out the Start Game button. Game loads, fucking crashes, had to hard reset my computer, d/l the ATI Hotfix patch, and reloaded the game. Now the verdict...
Graphics: I am sure we can expect some cool effects and modeling right? YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG Low polygon character crap, even though it set it to Super High, or 'Sehr Hogh'. Crap details on EVERYTHING, montiors, books, walls, everything!!!! Crap physics, barely. You cannot shoot corpses, bullets go right through them with shitty particles. Lame bullet holes when I shot the tile floor, pieces of wood fly out. Gun modeling was barely decent. The ragdoll is absolutely FUCKING TERRIBLE!!! There barely isn't any. When they die, you except then to lie flat with slow moving arms resting on the floor. Instead, he dies on his knees, and just froze there. I can walk thru it, and shoot at it, nada, and most of the time, their arms go thru their faces/body. Nothing new and only crap.
Sound : Sucks! Again, no new sounds to interest us. The sound menu didnt provide anything to change except volume and EAX, so it is basically bland, BUT OMG IT SUPPORTS UP TO 256 SOUNDS!
Moving right on...
Gameplay : OMFG, what kind of FPS is this when there is not such thing as a fucking head shot?! At start, you are a female goth-looking character that is out to save the world or something. You start with your default short barreled revolver. Looks strong right? After putting 2-3 shots to the enemys unprotected head with VERY LITTLE BLOOD SPEWING OUT, he finally fucking dies. I mean, WHO IN THE FUCK CAN WITHSTAND 3 FUCKING REVOLVER SHOTS TO THE HEAD?! The AI is fucking pathetic, they can walk to the table and instantly popup on top of it. THey can also shoot thru moveable objects, such as boxes and chairs.
Story: Roughly translated, it has to do something with the 4 Apocalypses. I FEAR AND BOW DOWN TO THEM FOR MAKING SUCH A SHITTY GAME THAT CAN ACTUALLY RUIN LIVES! After that, the translation didnt make much sence.
Verdict : -1000 out of 100
Dont waste your valuable 56k/T3/OC192809823409 bandwidth/connection to get this. Learn the hard mistakes from us veterans (Pfft, yeah right). After the first 10 minutes, I uninstalled that POS.
You can go try out the fucking shitty demo that just came out today.
I wouldve taken screenshots of the shittyness, but the game somehow fucking glitched up the picture/screenshots.
WHY am I sounding like Suislide?"
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Re: Psychotoxic A.k.a Gateway to Hell / the 4th Horseman (Score: 1)
by Suislide on Saturday, September 25 @ 08:25:55 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | | its supposed to be out of 10! |
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Re: Psychotoxic A.k.a Gateway to Hell / the 4th Horseman (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28 @ 15:45:43 EDT | Hey dont say something against the germans.
They made good games like gothic2 spellforce etc. |
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Re: Psychotoxic A.k.a Gateway to Hell / the 4th Horseman (Score: 1)
by kill_me2 on Tuesday, September 28 @ 19:16:08 EDT
(User Info | Send a Message) | This is a special case game, which everyone was adored by the screenshots, and I destroy their pride.
=P |
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Re: Psychotoxic A.k.a Gateway to Hell / the 4th Horseman (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 06 @ 16:09:11 EDT | | THE HL2!?!?! ENGINE!?!?...or course it isnt. It would of been splatterd all over news sites and everything if it was using source |
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