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Catwoman
Posted on Monday, July 26 @ 12:29:33 EDT by Suislide
Action Game ReviewsDear god EA has taken a pile of shit movie and made an even bigger pile of shit game all just to get your money. And those 10 year old fags still dont realise they are getting ripped of. EA CREATES ANOTHER PIECE OF ASS!

Graphics: They totally suck ass, bland boring enviornments in a dark setting OOO SO SCARY. The enemies look nothing but average which actually means shitty because EA has low standards. Everything in this game looked either boring or made me want to cut my dick off and ram it into my nose until its tickling my brain. The worse though is catwoman, she is dressed like a fucking slut..i thought catwoman was a nice lady, not a fucking slut. AND WASNT CATWOMAN WHITE? OH NOW SHE HAS TO BE BLACK TO MAKE IT EQUAL TO EVERYONE. Anyways, for no reason at all she also glows many different colors which come from no where. Sometimes i see her glowing blue or white, why the fuck is she glowing? She is wearing probably dirty leather... SHE DOESNT FUCKING GLOW.


Sound: Nothing special at all, some gay noises from the characters and catwoman says abunch of gay one-liners. Whats with the stupid shit one-liners in these games, they always suck, just give it up.


Gameplay: Here is the real shitfest. The gameplay is so utterly horrible it would make you take the glass part off a blender and ram the fucking thing in your face. My friend got pissed off just watching me play these piece of shit. You move around with the arrow keys or whatever you want to use but then there is like 5 different attack buttons and in different modes. Like ally cat mode or take it like a slut mode. You have to use the different modes to do different moves and climb up walls and shit. Its so fucking god awful you cant even explain it. It makes you wonder what kind of shit programmars EA Hires. Then at the begging on the game you cant just use your fucking magic cat karate on people, you have to hit them a CERTAIN WAY into SOMETHING. HOW FUCKING LAME, otherwise the guys just keep getting back up and dont die. "KICK THE COP IN THE DUMPSTER TO MAKE AN ESCAPE ROUTER" what the fuck is that? why dont i just fucking kick him in the throat with my high slut heels and climb up the dumpster myself. The gameplay is terrible.


Story: You are catwoman and you look like a big whore who slept with over 50 guys and is lose as a tent. There is a bank robbery and you go and stop it and shit but then the cops come oh no! they are after you too! Then some other shit, i honestly couldnt play the game any longer to figure out the story, that is if there was a story.

Another shit game released by EA just to make money off a movie 2/10 (just like the movie)

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Re: Catwoman (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 05 @ 16:51:27 EDT
You are a FUCKING idiot!


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