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The Kreed
Posted on Thursday, July 08 @ 10:19:11 EDT by Suislide
FPS reviewsThe first FPS that has come out in awhile, the only problem after playing this i want to wash my eyes out with bleech.

Graphics: Here is the highest point in the game, the graphics. Everything looks pretty good in this game with the bump mapping, nice lightning, and detailed levels. So everything looks nice except for the skins up close look like blurry piece of shit and the animations are complete ass. The enemies move like a retard with two wooden legs. Also it seems like i see the same damn room over and over... kind of reminds me of that shit game Halo. Why the hell cant you bastards create new rooms? IS IT THAT HARD TO THINK OF SOMETHING THAT LOOKS DIFFERENT. Instead you pass by identical looking rooms with the same fucking computer consoles in all of them.


Sound: The sound, my god, is just plain fucking terrible. Lets start with the music, repetitive, boring and sounds like the fucking same track playing the same 20 seconds of sound OVER AND OVER. STOP IT. GET SOME NEW FUCKING MUSIC. Then the weapon sounds.. The sounds on the guns are about as powerful as a pussy fart. The weapons have no bass to them, infact my subwoofer just shuts off when i fire the shotgun or the rifle. Then the voice acting, not only is it blurry, shitty, and sounds like someone with a really deep voice. The creators decide that when someone is talking they are going to clusterfuck 3 sentences together at a time so nothing makes sense. The god damn subtitles go faster then the audio and the speech sounds like this "Okyoureadyletsgoonboardandkillthekreedwhileipunch mypussybecauseimaflaccidpenis" Thats 18 sentences crammed into one.


Gameplay: I was quite tired and wanted to take a nap so i thought hey, what the fuck!, why not start up Kreed to get me in a deep sleep! The gameplay has nothing special to it, and it doesn't even do it well at all. The mouse moves SLOW AS HELL even on the max settings, i thought my mouse was fucked up playing this. You just go around and shoot shit, and wait FIND THE KEYCARD. OOOO WOWOW! Atleast Doom could do this well and make it fun... this game no it makes you want to die.


Story: Well there is some Kreed on a planet and you are sent to kill them. BUT OH HOLY FUCK NO ONE HAS EVER COME BACK FROM THE KREED. Well than Captain Dipshit... why would you send anyone there then. This takes place in the future im sure you have some fucking ICBM's on your hands. So yeah you get there and everyone dies but you. Who would have though?

The game has pretty good graphics but everything else is a shit fest so ill give it a 5/10

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