Oh yea. Its too bad all the text is in Japanese. Wait... who gives a shit?
Hot naked anime chicks jumping around on the beach in this game.
This is like Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Vollyball without the stupid vollyball part. You have to choose a chick to hang out with on a tropical island. Click past all the stupid Japanese gibberish and touch some hot fake 3D poontang.
The graphics are far better than many adult games out there. Most of the game is real time 3D with a few decent 2D CG images thrown in.
There are 6 girls, each with a large assortment of bikinis and accessories to choose from. The only problem is you don't get to change the cloths they wear during the "climax" scenes that involve toys, nipple bitting, and an octopus (w00t). The game can be difficult at points if you don't speak Japanese but the never ending quest to see some fake genitals will keep you clicking. By the way, you never to get to see genitals in Japanese games because of their crazy laws. Yea go ahead... make that animated movie about the girl who is brutally raped by a dog while she defecates all over her uncle, BUT BLUR THE GROIN!!!! Way to go slant-eye.
The soundtrack is kind of stupid but there are volume controls and you can turn that shit off to hear the high pitched wine of a female voice actor pretending to be highly aroused. The only sound effect I ever noticed was the clicking of ice in a glass while the girl is having a drink, there may have been others, but who cares.
All in all it was good to belt out a few nutloads of seamonkey mix to some squeeling computer generated girls. A must have for perverted idiots like me, who cant get any in real life.
8/10 Protein Stains
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