Holy fucking shit! This game kicks more ass than MOH! Explosions and tanks and death and guns and shooting and killing! Its fucking insane!
Graphics: Now this game is using the old ass Quake 3 engine and yet it looks fucking great! All the weapon models look nice and all the enviorments are detailed and get the shit blown out of them. Hell in the first fucking level people are dropping from the sky like a fucking chink on rice. I swear to god there was tons of parachutes. Then we were running around shooting and blowing up shit and I honestly have no idea why! Who gives a shit, im killing stuff and it looks good. The character models could use a little work. THe kind of look like shit up close but thats no big deal. Oh yeah the weapon model that sucks is when you are using the mg42 it first person. It looks like M0nkey's short stubby dick and the skin on it is terrible (just like monkey because he has a nice case of syphilis).
One last thing is some of the 2d pieces of shit things looked kind of bad but who cares!
Sound: Sounds fucking beautiful. Constant gun shots and your gay ass team constantly yelling things and you want them to shut the fuck up they are yelling some stupid shit that you cant tell what they are saying. It kind of sounds like when you think have diarrhea but it turns out to be a never ending fart of doom. I didnt really notice any music but that isnt a problem. There is so much ambient noise of fucking explosions and anti aircraft guns and mortar explosions going off you cant hear anything else anyways. Yeah so the sound is fucking awesome.
Gameplay: Do you honestly have to ask how the gameplay is? Its great you dumbass retards. Like i was saying up above we all fucking dropped from parachutes and then these german bitches tried to kill us. So theres like 10 people firing and the germans are all firing from a house and we fucking blow them away then the house gets nuked. We fucking bust in and crack a guy is his balls then shoot each testicle as it comes out his mouth. Thats right mother fucker the Testicle Shot 5k. So you can do all the basic stuff like run,jump, crouch, go prone. There is one good thing i like, like in that shit game vietcong, you can put the gun and use the actual crosshairs to aim. That fucking rocks.
Also in this game you never seem to be alone so its more like war. Also your teammates AI isnt retarded as hell and they just stand there and shoot like those fucking morons in Halo (halo blows). No, they actually fucking stay alive for once in a damn game so you don't run off on your own. Then then enemy AI fucking rocks, they will lean around corners (so will your team, i know shut the fuck up) and jump off a giant gun when we were attacking. So the AI is pretty good in this game.
This game is fucking fun as hell as me, this captin guy, and some bitch ass whiny whore private jump in a car and fucking shoot german bitches. Were driving all around and i lean out the fucking window and blow those gay ass german's away. Yes it is good shit.
Story: Is there ever a story in war games? Who gives a shit when you get the blow the anus out of tons of guys. MY guess of what is it (and im always right bitches) is that you are some guy and you go on some missions to kill people and try to help to win the war. Thats basically it so fuck you. The guy you are is positioned in Normandy but theres no beach which is shit WTF!! Who cares the beach is over used anyways.
This game fucking rocks my dirty cooch. This has game of the year written all over it. 10/10
