Video Games Suck - Pirates of the Caribbean

"Mommy! Mommy! Look, I'm a Pirate!"

"Your pants are too fucking tight get out of my house, fag"

Yes... It sucks.

OK... all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK. The PC version of this game seems like a shitty console port. The control layout would only be comfortable to a contortionist or a masochist.

The game menus are horrid and game options almost non existent. Bethesda really let me down. Coming from the legacy of morrowind I expected much more than a game with cheap childish dialogue and cartoon like text boxes with GIANT fonts. This game was obviously released ahead of schedule to coincide with the movie release.

If you could look past the shitty controls and craptacular dialogue this might be a wonderful game.

I couldn't...

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