Oh yeah an adventure game. They usually arent too bad, but this is like taking a dump on the face on the whole genre. Thats right it is another winner!
Graphics: As wrinkled as your grandma's pussy. Actually its not wrinkled but they fucking suck. You cant go out of 640x480 so you get hell of a sharp image! Next the fucking characters are real video superimposed in the fucking game so it looks all shitty. When i had to choose some text i couldnt fucking read it. Then it gets to the good ol realtime graphics which blow my fat nuts off. Everything is fucking low poly low res bullshit. Why is this game on a fucking dvd if everything looks like ass? Dishs in your cabinent, and your clothes are all 2d pieces of ass. The graphics to say the least suck some fat nuts that were dipped in steamy hot dog shit.
Sound: Garbled up cunt. The sound is terrible. Oh yeah the game is dubbed to english so when they talk it looks all fucked up. Oh the main character talks SO GAY.
Gameplay: Yes, I bet you already know how good this gameplay is. Oh yes its so good it can fucking lick the crusty dinglebarries hanging from my asshole for a week. Oh you start out with some general bad acting in a casino and you being an ugly ass blad guy loses his money. Thats what you get for talking gay and being a bald cunt. Then he goes to the bar. I skip all the talking because its fucking boring. Right so he is at the bar sucking a dick and orders a drink and gets his ass thrown out. Then some guy takes you to some boss guy and I have no fucking idea what that was about because it was fucking stupid.
Alright now it finally gets to some real time gameplay. I tried to leave his apartment but being the gay bastard he is, he wants his tea first. Damn British. I dont know how you make the fucking tea i think its impossible. He has gay comments about like everything you pick up. And i quote "My grandmothers teapot, boy did i love sticking this in her cooch." Now he didnt really say that but it was still gay. This is where i quit i couldnt take anymore of this shit.
Story: I dont know what the fucking story is because i was too un-interested to care.
Terrible game by a terrible company. 0/10
