Godfather the game
Date: Friday, February 11 @ 23:21:48 EST
Topic: Action Game Reviews
Soooo this is a review of the first godfather game.
It's an asshole game based on a shitty movie based on an average book. So what more than a transvestite fetus of a game could you expect.
You play as Aldo Something who is retarded and gay.No seriously he has hots for a transvestite called Frankie.
The game is SHORT I completed it in 6 hours!!!!
Basically it goes like this: you have a crappy cutscene, you go somewhere kill a bunch of mobsters and (if you are lucky) get another cutscene and you have completed the mission.
Oh and did I mention it has 8 cars. EIGHT FUCKING, COCKSUCING EIGHT. GTA 1 HAD MORE CARS. AND YOU CANT DRIVE ALL OF THEM. YOU BASICLLY HAVE 5 CARS. WHY AM I WRITING WITH CAPSLOCK???
Aggh fuck it. So you have 5 cars which one of them is a truck and other a taxi so you have a whole 3 cars WOW!
And they all drive the same. Plus for some reason I don't belive that cars in 40's had handling of a fucking F1 racing car.
In godfather there is a fucking rank system.
Well fine, but if you pay any closer look you will notice that you kill atleast 234 capos, 32 dons,
567 soldiers and so on.
Graphics are a bunch of donkey shit and are not worth mentioning
Everything that's cool has been stolen from some earlier game, and has failed to bring you anything new
They could have done so much more and better, that it is almost sad to see this pile of dung
Final verdict [2/10]
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