The first game ever to make excessive violence and swearing. Running with siccors can suck a fat one.
Graphics: They are ok, nothing too special. The fire looks pretty good. All the character models look like shit except for The guy which is the shitty name for your shitty character.
Sound: Sounds ok too, music is fucking terrible why was their even music. I didnt even fucking notice there was music playing. Oh well weapons sounds a little weak, but the screams of people burning are good.
Gameplay: OMG IT BLOWS HUGE ASS COCK. First of all you walk slow as all hell. What kind of jackass runs at a walking pace. This guy is a true pussy. The gameplay is like im controlling a fucking square rock. Wtf the way this guy moves is as annoying as Monkey. next, THERES A FUCKING BAJILLION LOADING POINTS UP THE FUCKING FAT ANUS. Walk two inches BOOM LOADS, TWO MORE FUCING INCHES LOADS AGAIN. Oh you think the loading times are short, then you are a fucking dumbass. IT TAKES like A MINUTES TO FUCING LOAD A SMALL SECTION OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT TOWN. Hell to do a job you have atleast 2 loading points which is gay as a loose asshole. The game is really repetitive as in all the jobs you do are go to point A get something come back home. WOW GREAT JOB GAMING AT ITS FINEST. THis game makes violence fucking boring. How is that possible. The guns all control like shit and are weak as hell too. It takes like 50 shots to kill someone with a fucking m16. This game sucks.
Story: You are a guy who goes out and does shit for his wife. We see now who has the pants in the family. So you do all the jobs and then the last one you fail, so she shoots you. The end WOW GREAT FUCKING STORY. MUST HAVE BEEN SHAKESPERE TO WRITE THIS.
Fuck this game, a game that makes violence bad doesnt even deserve a 0, so i give it a -1/10
