WildLife Park
Date: Friday, September 12 @ 21:28:06 EDT
Topic: RTS Reviews


Basically you build a shitty park with animals and hope you get money, original.

Graphics: They are just plain terrible. They look like wet monkey shit. The graphics are in close resemblence to AOE2 which has bad graphics now. So therefore this piece of shit of a game has shitty graphics. It looks so terrible, everyone looks all grainy like the fucking sand people are attacking.

Sound: Music is all safarian. This basically means its dirty donkey ass. Its fucking sucks dick, there is no sound when you place buildings or anything. So its just music and its sucks.

Gameplay: Licks Llama's dick. Its basically just like fucking theme park which may i add is from 1994. Build a park and get stupid people in there. Except no one would go to this shit hole of a park because its all fucking animals. No one wants to a elephant fucking shit out boulders, or pee a river. You can do some campaign bullshit, whatever it sucks. Dont play this game

I tried to use animal refrences to get in the wilflife mood. IF you think it was dumb, you can blow me.

This game sucked shit, sucked shit right out of my ass like a fucking shopvac. Never play this, 1/10







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