Video Games Suck - GTA: Vice City Stories PSP

Bag of wanked on, blood riddled shite!

I have only owned a PSP for 3 months, & it has not been a happy venture. Starting off with the shit Transformers & Driver '76, I had hoped some old school motherfuckin' GTA wold bring it home. It did, & stuffed it in my ass.

A dismal story leads Vance getting kicked out the army & helping some scummy white trash fucks. After some dull as dog-shit missions you begin to build your business empire, where you have three options per venue. Cue hours of repetitive missions, getting constantly attacked by hordes of replicant fuckers including a vest wearing Cuban & a Biker. Thanks to a seriously wank control system as seen in LCS, you seem unable to defend yourself when being attacked at close range & you fire bullets at the speed of SHIT!!

When you do something wrong 9/10 times the fucking cops just happen to turn up, not paying attention to the other fuckers with machine guns either. The targeting system selects random friendlies in the background whilst enemies pummel your fucking head in.

I've seen less pop-ups in my fucking toaster! Guaranteed you will drive straight into a fucking building or tree, & entering property is a struggle also.

I'm still doing this empire thing, as there are no more missions, I'm assuming this is what I need to do. If I am busted or wasted then I am immediately attacked as soon as I re-materialise. And the whole bullshit starts again.

Quite frankly I'd rather wank my dog & swirl the semen in my mouth while he chews my nuts than play another minute of this mundane time-waster.

Rockstar, aside from decent graphics & sound, this is a fucking abomination. 2/10