HELL FUCKING YEAH! Call of Duty returns and this time its not developed by some other piece of shit developer. This time I get to blow away some dirty iraqis and even some russians! What could be better?
Graphics: So the graphics in this game are damn good. The environments are now even huger (yeah thats a fucking word and if you don't like it, kill yourself), more detailed, and more quality effects to watch me blow people away! First thing to mention is that there is now blood. DAMN FUCKING RIGHT. It may not be much blood but it feels so much better when i pop some dirty faggot in the skull I GET TO SMEAR HIS FUCKING BLOOD SMEAR ON THE WALL. Then I fucking lick his blood up while fucking the hole in his skull. So the environments range from large outdoor wooded areas, various russian bases and villages, and throughout some dirty middle east city. The weapon models all look sharp and detailed, with nice sharp textures on them. There is now a blur when you are prone with a weapon or have it in the ironsights to help give a more realistic effect which looks great. The textures in some places are still kind of shitty, such as some of the walls and doors in the arab area. However, I'm guessing that the place was so shitty they actually modeled it how it is. The lighting looks fucking great with explosions illuminating an area with the smoke effects as well. Now the smoke doesn't look as good as it does in Episode 2, but they tried. There are areas filled with trees, moving cars, and the entire villages. The character models are all pretty well done, with a decent variation in the number of enemies. Theres also a shitload of death animations which is great. I can now laugh as I FUCKING BLOW PEOPLE AWAY AND THEY DIE IN MANY VARIOUS WAYS. The animations are all damn well done from the missiles launcher, radio towers crashing over, the characters as well. Such as when you are in the back of the car riding through the arab city everything looks fucking great. Point is the graphics in this game are damn good and better yet it runs fucking great! Not a single damn slow down as I'm flying into the city firing grenades and blowing away people. The lighting is good, the textures are crappy in areas, good in others, the models are great and detailed as well. Definitely a damn good looking game.
Sound: Once again Call of Duty has FUCKING GREAT SONG. The dialog isn't that bad as your team mates shoot things they just repeat the same damn phrases too much. I KNOW IT WAS A GOOD SHOT, I DID IT, SHUT THE FUCK UP. However the voice acting is good. But the best part is the thousands of people firing with explosions going off everywhere and people screaming as I blow out their ribs with my SAW! The explosions, gunshots, and ambiance all sounds damn good. Of course, they got it right twice before I don't see how they could possibly mess it up this time. The music is pretty damn good too helping to intensify the sequences of when you have a shitload of guys coming at you. The only downside to the audio is that FUCKING AWFUL RAP SONG at the end credits. Who the fuck wrote that crap? Who the fuck raps about Call of Duty? Thats like rapping about taking a shit. Whoever "sung" (in quotes because rappers cant sing) probably loves the dog penis. Anyways, The sounds are all damn good as they have always been!
Gameplay: What you need to do here is imagine call of duty, but in modern times and BAM THATS EXACTLY WHAT THIS GAME IS. Its the same great huge scale battles of killing tons of people from Call of Duty except now I get to blow away arabs and russians in modern times! So the combat is very identical to what we have already seen, however thats not a bad thing because it KICKS ASS. I can now blow away tons of people in better looking environments. There is a shit load of weapons in this game as well with javelin, stinger, and rpgs explosives, grenades, 4s, g36, ak's, saw, shotgun, m21 sniper rifles, mp5, uzi, usp 45, m9 beretta, colt 1911. A large variety of weapons of which I can choose to blow away large numbers of people which I enjoy. This game is much more focused on two characters than previously. There is so many great sequences in this game from flying in with the Mark 19 grenade launcher blowing people to shit, then a fucking nuke goes off obliterating the city! To the end sequences of flying around in a truck blowing away tons of other trucks and shooting down a Hind! Then grabbing a pistol and blowing away that piece of shit guy! One of the best sequences is flying around in that plane shooting all the fuckers on the ground with the 25mm, 45mm, and the 105mm cannons just blowing them apart. There is so many damn good sequences of ass kicking that if you don't enjoy it, it clearly means that you prefer having a cock in your ass. The gameplay in this game kicks ass! However, once again its really short which seems to be the big downfall for infinity ward!
Story: To my fucking surprise there was actually a story in this game! Holy shit! You play as SOAP FUCKING MACTAVISH a british SAS agent trying to stop this russian faggot from launching nukes. You also play as some US Marine I forgot his name but he fucking dies after a nuke goes off. As well all know this is just dumb because Americans are way tougher than brits and its almost impossible to kill them. However I'll let it slide because the nuke sequence was fucking sweet. Point is there is actually a story to go with this game and its not bad!
HELL YEAH More Call of Duty ass kicking but this time in modern times! But its still short! 9.5/10
