Ulitmate Spiderman PS2
Date: Tuesday, October 02 @ 14:37:30 EDT
Topic: [PS2] Action Game Reviews
Spiderman spiderman does whatever a rapist can!
Damn Activision needs to lay off the porno and start making some good games. The game will probably take you 4 hours of pressing random buttons like a dumbass. Well atleast its not based on a movie...
Graphics: The graphics are advertised to be like a comic book but believe me its just some lame ass excuse to have shit graphics. seems like the bitches at activision thought that ms paint was so fucking great they gave it to some 10 year old and say go draw me some spiderman or i'll rape you.
Sound: It was bad okay? Playing the game gives you a fucking headache becasue the same crappy music goes on and off over and over!! Shit its so annoying start a race what do get? some gay ass music over and over and OVER WHAT THE FUCK? The voice acing is good but again they say the same shit over and over. Lame lines like "I already had fireballs for lunch" in the middle of a fight what the hells that supposed to mean? Spidermans voice is the annoying voice of a nine year old who wont shut up! Seriously shove a ps3 up your tiny ass!
Gameplay: You fucking swing around like and then rape some bosses what the fuck did you expect? Kidnapping niggers off the street and raping them like theres no tomorrow at a church?
Time: Like 3 hours wait actually 2 miniutes because in two miniutes time you'll be so pissed you'll fucking break it in half and then piss on it and flush it down the toilet.
Story: Spiderman swings around like the little bitch he is and fight some mentally challenged bosses. Yeah its real fun.
I hope I get raped by Michael Jackson Don't even rent it bitch 2/10
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