Video Games Suck - Armored Core 4

Another Armored Core Game! FUN! For Fucks sake, I wish this shit would fucking end already!

Lets slide on the bullshit please, I'm not going to make any praising comment like, "This game fucking rocks", or, "You guys can go suck my cock." No, lets get this shit over with before I eject cum at the target around your lips.

Graphics: Best thing in the game, the Graphics themselves. Damn good, it's got a lovely shine to it, a awsome rack, and a nice ass, and that's not me talking about your mom, this game does indeed have good graphics. All the places where it should shine it does, all the places it's to be dark it is. Detail in parts is good, you can customize them to look better, cum on them to give them a better paint job, and so on.

Sounds: Same recycled bullshit, badoosh, bang, pitter pitter pitter, same fucking sounds as the last one and the one before that, this shit is repedative as all fucking hell. voice overs are decent, the one chick that has a voice over though does need to get boned.

Gameplay: Clunky, fucked up, agravating, slow, bullshit. Controlling your mech is like trying to get a fucking retard to get to the end of a hop scotch. You'll run into shit, get stuck, swear until a church burns down, and in the end, it's still crap on controls.

Basic Concept: I don't really understand what the fuck you are, I'm going to guess you're a hired merc working for an organization, but I'm not sure. The mech concept is okay, you get weapons, custom parts, custom stats, paint jobs, and if you want you can get rimmed. That's all fine and dandy but you'll get pissed when you notice the enemy can own you with the same weapon you have without trying.

Story: So yeah, mech game, a story... Hm, lemme try to jack this up, you're playing as a nameless fuckface who doesn't talk, and is hired to stop other fuckfaces. Battle to battle you own the defence or offence... There's basically no concept to the game except doing missions and protecting this city... Missions will range from destorying targets, destroying groups, protecting a city, defeating a Raven, and so on.

To conclude this little peice of shit, I'd like to say this much, who ever keeps making these mech games needs to come up with a 'detailed' way in doing it. Fighting the same missions is boring, make it where you can get ejected from your 'cock'pit and get stepped on, or pilot aircraft or tanks all in the same fucking nutshell.

4/10, this game is niggerish on all levels