Video Games Suck - Splinter Cell: Double Agent (PC)

Sam Fagsher is out for another gay adventure in the 4th game of the series, but too much of the developers getting cockrammed in the asshole makes this game an unplayable pile of a wet donkey shit.

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Graphics: The graphics actually look pretty sexy in the pictures on the gamecase but because this game is a piece of shit I haven't even been able to enjoy even the shit graphics because MAYBE THE GODDAMN GAME CRASHES AT THE LOAD SCREEN! If you don't have a computer that didn't cost as much as a fuckin Lambourghini, don't buy this game. your shitty computer wont run it. you know a game is a resource hog when the pre-rendered introduction videos run like shit. get off your fat ass and quit working that assistant manager job at mcdonalds and maybe you can afford a computer that doesnt resemble my dead grandma's feces, you fucking worthless piece of shit......

Gameplay: According to the box, you make decisions that alter the rest of the game and theres even a level that takes place in a prison and theres a part with your cellmate bubba where you can choose to suck his 2 inch or take it in the ass. It sounds pretty fun, too bad i never got to play the fucking game.

Sound: I never got past the main menu without crashing, but at least the menu music was decent.

Story: Sam gets thrown in jail and gets prison raped so he gets revenge by stabbing those nasty russians with his dildo knife. oh and his daughter gets killed HAHA SPOILER.

1 unplayable game / 10