Im so sorry i had to put this under the RPG because as of right now i dont have a STEAMING PILE OF SHIT category. Jowood released a fucking fetile game with tons of bugs and broken gameplay? NO WAY, that couldn't be possible. One again Jowood is here to set the standards to a new height of "not-finishing" a game as possible!
Graphics: The graphics in this game are pure and utter ass in more than one aspect mind you! Not only do they get the shittiest down with the bad art style and overall poor models and animations, they decide to make this game run slower than two old people fucking inside of an iceblock. Turn down all the details to the game and it STILL runs like shit all the while looking like shit. The post-processing effects such as depth of field just look fucking awful, everything in the background becomes a stupid blur and looks almost 2D. The models themselves are very large and clunky and have a very low poly feeling to them, not to mention if you look around inside of a village alot of the textures are just plain shit as well. Now we go the animations and OH GOD get ready to start cutting like a little emo faggot. The fighting animations look so GOD AWFUL that i snapped the dvd over my enorumous dick. Seriously when you are swinging away with your sword its the same two WEAKEST PUSSY-ASS animations one has ever seen. It literally brings a stining sensation to both my eyes and nutsack, like teleherpes. Then when you are talking with your fellow loser ass characters, it plays the same 2 animations OVER and OVER again everytime you talk, and these animations are very clunky to begin with. The enemy models are very average and uninspired at all Sure it has an expansive enviornment as well but its a very BLAND and Boring expansive enviornment, Its mostly a big grassy plain save for a few trees and unless you go to a village. Either way overall this game really hurts the eyes with its crapiness. The only plus side i can give to the graphics is possibly that there is no loading points after the inital loading of the game, but even thats not enough to save the fecal look of this game.
Sound: Oh god, why the fuck do i have to listen to this. You people should send me money for having to suffer through this shit. First of all the main character screams like a little bitch when he gets hit. And by a little bitch i mean were talking Tiny Tim after being scissor kicked in the dick. The rest of the voice acting isnt anything special but it isnt too bad either. The dialouge isnt that great but its not the worst so atleast that portion of the sound isnt too bad. The sound itself is also completley average, absolutley nothing special about it but its not that bad either. But hearing the main character scream like a bitch is the absolute lamest thing i have ever heard in a game.
Gameplay: After playing this game i now know what slavery is like. This game is a fucking piece of crap. Ok first of all there is so many damn bugs in this thing its like i just fucked a bee hive inside of a hookers ass. The combat is just completley and utterly lame with the clunkiest controls ever seen. You just click and your character swings away until the enemy is dead. Of course sometimes you need to block but not really, i was able to succesfully kill most things by swinging. But apparently if you just journey out of the camp you start in and head a little north you will be killed by stupid things such as a boar. Apparently your guy is such a weak piece of shit a boar coming out of the starting area can kill you. BUT HAVE NO FEAR when you die, your health regenerates and you come back to life. The dumbest fucking idea ever seen! So when you die, you wake back up and the enmy right next to you kills you again and again because this game is a fucking piece of shit. So after you get over the lame controls and poor ass leveling system you get to face the broken quest system. They tell you to go talk to this guy but you cant! So there you go! Thats where your fucking adventure ends! Not to mention they give you absolutley no direction of where to go ever.
Story: Who gives a shit? It sucks.
This game is trying to be an oblivion with a tiny budget 2/10
