Titan Quest
Date: Saturday, July 08 @ 15:52:01 EDT
Topic: RPG Reviews


Another action rpg that is supposed to be similar to the likes of diablo 2. Well fist my anus this game is pretty damn good. Dont agree? Thats because you love the taste of semen in your mouth. This game kicks ass.

Graphics: The graphics are just fucking great. The use of high res-texutres on everything and bump mapping on the armor and rock walls make the game look extremely good. The enviornments all look damn good and and doesnt feel llike an empty piece of shit. There is camps for poor people to suffer and die at, cities, caves, ruins, and other shit all layed out so that the enviornment is compeltley filled with stuff. There is tons of brush everywhere that actually moves when you walk through it. There is also tons of different types of enemies to satyrs and other mythological greek shit. There is also medusa who tried to turn me into stone but little did she know my cock is made of steel and i stabbed it through her fat fucking head. I cummed twice. She was good but i was better. All the armor also have a different look on your stupid looking generic character guy and there isnt enough different models for the main character. Theres just male and female. Also the enviornment gets slightly repetitive but it still looks damn good. Not as good as me though, im too fucking sexy. So overall the graphics are extremely well done.


Sound: Ok some faggot needs to be punched in the face for the voice acting. Its a fucking joke. They used the same guy, who sounds like he belongs dubbing DBZ episodes, for many different characters. Then some of the vendors i want to beat their ass because they sound like trying to make a compelete sentence while getting fucked in the ass with a chainsaw. They need to just get rid of all the voice acting in this game as its complete shit. The weapon sounds, enemy sounds are all ok sounding. The music fits the game and mostly comes in at certain times of heavy action but it cuts out sometimes because some programmer fucked up. So the sound isnt bad except for the compelete shit voice acting which makes me want to kill myself.


Gameplay: This is where the game kicks the most ass. You can choose from 8 different classes and at level 8 multi-class. Theres abunch of different shit but choosing the warrior is a mans choice because only pussies fight with magic. Thats why all the bosses got their ass beat. Magic is for pussies. The fighting gameplay is similar to diablo 2 and when you level up you get 2 stat points and 3 skill points. Theres a mastery skill level thing that you must up in order to access new skills and stuff. The skill system seems more like it was taken from Dungeon Siege 2 and the fighting was taken from diablo 2. And its fun as hell as i walk around causing genocide to many different races of shitheads trying to kill me. Theres abunch of different skills for each class and you basically just walk around and beat ass. Theres nothing more to it. Its pretty damn good the only thing is you cant spam the skills like in diablo 2 and that was the best part. And you cant slaughter walking beef. Its pretty damn fun cutting through tons of guys but for some it can get repetitive. Well then you guys are fucking homos because its fun as hell.


Story: Some dumb shit where there is some gods and they escaped and Zeus is too much of a whiny bitch to go and help you. Fuck you zeus. Then some shit happens and you are the badass who comes to save the day because everyone else is too much of a pussy. Not to mention i have a huge dick so i can see why they would need my help. The story is nothing special and completley predictable.

The game is pretty damn fun but is full of bugs. More bugs than a dead hookers rotting twat 8.5/10





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