Video Games Suck - Conker Live & Reloaded

conker.. fuck yeah! hes the funnyest little basterd in the world.. I LOVED THAT GAME on n64 but now its on xbox with better graphics than ever! fuck yeah!!

graphics: meh.. they are alright.. but they could be better.. much much better..
there was this fat assed mouse that ate 2 much cheese and explosed and his ribcage farted.. i mean... wtf!!! i thought my sister was the only person that could do that. when its raining or somthing on the screen it actually appears on ur tv screen and drips doen it.. fuck yeah (although when its raining water doesnt usually drip down my eyes)

sometimes in buildings its really crappy and it looks like some fat beetle has sprayed shit and beer on the walls

sound: quite shitty... the music in the 1st level is one of shose shitty cunt-rag songs thats meant for 3 and a half year old sped kids that gets stuck in your head untill you fuckyourself to hard and dissapear up your own ass hole.
when conker swings his baseball bat it sounds like ive farted into a 20-foot long cone. theres a hell of alot of swearing but in the xbox version they bleep it out .. stupid basterds..they can say prick and crap and basterd but they cant fucking say twat.

gameplay: the controlls are quite easy to figure out and use. it is meant to be a puzzle solving game.. most of the puzzles are easy as hell but some just make you want to suck your nextdoor neighbours cock in frustration. the guys that are evil doing patrolls are fucking dumb cunts.. you just jump over them and they dont c u.. theyre morons.. the ai sucks and ppl on ur team in the start of the warzone suck big fat tediz cock.(tedis are the evil guys)

the story: its really.. really shitting basterd pissing fuck wank sort of bad.. ok.. so he goes out to some pub called "the cock and plucker" and gets drunk, calls his girlfriend.. has a few more drinks,goes outside. vomits a few times and walks off to some forest where his adventure begins.. he saves a fat assed bitch bee from having her hive stolen, goes into a world where its a massive rip off from the matrix, goes to war.. goes to some haloween world dressed as van helsing, races a bunch of hippie cavemen around a track on a rocket sled thing and all he was trying to do was get home to get a good nights sleep.. how the fuck did all that happen? you will have to play this madd ass game and finish it.

my rating to this madd game:7/10