Video Games Suck - Far Cry Instincts Predator

This game fucking rocked on the Xcox and now it gets updated graphics and an expansion campaign.

Ok so basically if you missed out on Far Cry Instincts on Xbox last year you get to play it with updated graphics for the 360. It also includes Far Cry Instincts Evolution, which is a sequel to Instincts (which is also available on the Xbox but with inferior gfx obviously).

Graphics: Ok holy shit. This game looked absolutley fucking stunning on the Xbox last year considering its age and shittiness. Now it looks even better in higher resolution with updated textures and draw distances. But holy fuck the water. liek zOMG it looks so fucking incredible I could fucking masturbate to it for days on end. The waves look just so real. Other cool effects are when you activate your feral powers. When you activate your animal speed, you run at like fucking 50 mph and your view gets all blurry and shit. It looks cool. So basically the graphics are teh sex.

Sound: Ok so the voice acting is pretty much ok. It's way better than the original Far Cry for PC which had fucking pasty white inbreds talking in fucking nigger ebonics when they say "mofo". Ok here they don't. The gunshots and explosions are all sexily well done. The environment and ambience sound great as do the vehicles. The music is pretty well done.

Gameplay: Ok so it's a mix of decent shooting and occasional vehicle parts. Oh and you can dual wield now like "OMG IN UR FACE HALO 2!" The enemies are fucking DUMB. You thought Far Cry for PC had shit AI, you ain't seen nothing yet. And control oh forget about it. They seriously dicked the controls for some reason. They refucked the aiming by making it as sensitive as an 18 year old virgin's clit. Anyways, using your feral powers is kick ass. You can claw and swipe a guy in his ugly fucking face and send him flying way the fuck away off of cliffs and shit. Feral speed is even cooler cuz you can just activate it and all of a sudden be going as fast as a Honda Civic at its top speed, which is like 50 mph.

Story: Same story if u played the PC game. But this time they add in a part were they inject Jack with some sort of experimental serum that gives him animal abilities (OMG). Also for some reason Doyle is now a white man, wtf? Wasn't he a nigger in the PC version? Fuck them crackers. Evolution's story line is basically the same thing where Jack is hired to act as muscle for some cunt who gets involved in gun-running for some warlord pieces of shit and bad stuff happens and blah blah blah.

Conclusion: Overall, good package. Its 60 fucking dollars tho. Fuck that unless you've played it or have it for Xbox. Also if you just want to play Evolution you can just get if for Xbox for like 30 bucks.

8.5/10